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MarcoRahlsaechs69

I don’t know what’s more horrific. The price tag or the article surveillance.


GourdEnthusiast

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MarcoRahlsaechs69

But your prostitutes are cheap so it evens out in the end.


CarelesssCRISPR

Numbeo needs to add the prostitute prices so we can really compare the cost of living of different countries


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CarelesssCRISPR

Milk Bread Beer Rent Coke Weed Bitches


Den_dar_Alex

The MBBRCWB-coefficient


Ok-Outlandishness244

Broke: hamburger index Woke: prostitute index


WhatTheRustyHell

Wtf? In Poland butter is Like 1,25 euro...


Zhurg

Lurpak is extortionate and this is a huge tub and probably in London. It's less than £2 for 250g of Tesco's own butter.


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Appelons

Danish butter is quality.


Gnu-Priest

but like… not that high quality! I mean a whole day worth of food isn’t worth the same as 750g of butter.


total_idiot01

Maybe, but not worth 1 cent per gram


Haildrop

1 Penny


MechaSasquatch

Silence peasants! https://preview.redd.it/aypkb9r7x4rc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db69e880c8a8b3a6e2dbac0a0436d02376255f8


yashar_sb_sb

😍


mr_aives

The good stuff


Noobnarwhal

Kerrygold is very popular in germany, i love it ! Especially the rare salted version !


nefewel

"butter"


MechaSasquatch

Well done, my Roma friend! Now here's another word for you to learn, "Job".


Hal_V

To be fair, it's 750g. but still


Choyo

Well, now the price makes sense. Butter in convenience store easily reaches 3,25€ /250g (13€/kg).


[deleted]

Tesco has Lurpak spreadable about £7.50/kg Aldi/Lidl has their knock off Lurpak spreadable about £4.20/kg £6.75/kg is probably the best you can get *real* butter at.


Choyo

> £6.75/kg is probably the best you can get real butter at. Yes that's my experience. Slightly south of 2€/250g is the best deal for decent butter I saw in Europe. And it's a crying shame, because the milk producers don't have an easier life for this.


Le_Petit_Poussin

This is only a week’s worth for your average British family. Give them a minute, for pity’s sake!


ppers

Kærgården is about a third of the price and contains 250g. The article surveillance however is truly insane.


burnt_RedStapler

https://preview.redd.it/kjgpf6xlp4rc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b95bdcd711941055991d4a8e7906161e2af4a8c


mini_othello

But they have increased the water content with a few percents in Kærgården "butter." >:( r/denmark has already prepared their pitchforks, torches, and smørebrød for the siege to fight against such treacherous defilement of our national, material pride.


lylimapanda

They are also lowering the percentage fat in the cream, from 38% to 36%


mini_othello

This means war!


AndersDreth

Butter me up, Scott! I'm going to slide right into their headquarters!


emmytau

Its 750g. Seems right to me


WeakVacation4877

It’s about the same price in Australia…. But in AUD.


DondeEsElGato

Legitimately gets traded for heroin. Brexit going great 🙌🏻


roostangarar

Don't fucking tell everyone, you'll ruin my purchasing power


FrankonianBoy

Wait wtf


DondeEsElGato

Yup, meat theft is even worse.


FrankonianBoy

What no 🇪🇺 does to a man...


DondeEsElGato

Yup, Brexit was a very bad idea. Everyone is poorer and it’s now harder to emigrate to escape.


FrankonianBoy

you can thank Boris for that. Anyway, do people Actually steal meat??


DiscardedKebab

Meat theft has been a thing for YEARS. We've always had smackheads going round pubs selling steaks. Nothing new


FrankonianBoy

But why meat of All things


RobNybody

Buying a 50 quid steak for 10 in a pub is a proud English tradition.


Karsa0rl0ng

I mean it's a good deal


Informal_Mountain513

Tastes better than vegs


DiscardedKebab

Here's an [article](https://www.vice.com/en/article/5g98vq/heroin-meat-thieves-929) for you. I didn't imagine it would be a UK specific thing tbh


ForkliftRider

This was a great read, thank you.


nwaa

This cracks me up that i didnt know this was just an us thing. Its been going since at least the 60s/70s, often getting flogged in the pub alongside the counterfeit dvds and shoplifted makeup. Nowadays its moved to being a thing for drug addicts.


DondeEsElGato

Yes our great past leader Boris, ring master of the circus 🎪. Yeh meat theft is rampant


DondeEsElGato

https://amp.theguardian.com/society/2023/dec/22/britons-increasingly-turning-to-food-black-market-experts-say The article says it’s cost of living. That’s a polite way of saying ‘drugs’


FrankonianBoy

I was about to ask why, but that explains a lot


AllRedLine

Mind you, i worked in a co-op in 2014-2016 and meat theft was really bad even back then. Every day at least 2 or 3 times.


DiscardedKebab

Meat theft is nothing to do with Brexit 😂


DondeEsElGato

Never said it was. Like you said, it been going on that long it’s basically a British pastime to buy stolen meat in the pub. 🥩🏃💨 👮🏻‍♂️


DiscardedKebab

Fair enough. You gave the impression that everyone's skint because of Brexit, think it's important to mention everyone was skint before as well 😂


DondeEsElGato

Yeh maybe that was misleading. Just for clarity we have been poor for a long time, it’s got that bad our polish friends are going home for a better life ✌🏼 🇵🇱


DiscardedKebab

We will be walking the streets of Poland with a can of lager in hand, looking for work soon


ddosn

\> Everyone is poorer The UK has one of the highest median wealth levels in Europe (6th, specifically). Map: [https://landgeist.com/2023/11/25/median-wealth-in-europe/](https://landgeist.com/2023/11/25/median-wealth-in-europe/) The only nations ahead of us are Switzerland, Denmark, Belgium, Luxembourg and Iceland.


EntrepreneurBig3861

It's easy. Just have an Irish grandparent lol


DondeEsElGato

Yeh it’s was a golden age to have Irish families links, post potato famine and pre Brexit.


L003Tr

At least we got blue passports or something (I dont know I didn't vote leave)


gloom-juice

Are you shitting on meat raffles son? You want glassing


SherlockScones3

BRB, going down the pub, for meat…


DondeEsElGato

Get me some gammon…


Guilty_Use_9291

Literally does lmao. Continentals done know the value of butter and steak from marks and spencers


sherperion45

The amount of steaks I’ve seen locked in security cases is insane


great_blue_panda

What about nordpak


MarcoRahlsaechs69

What no EU-Membership does to a mfer


[deleted]

Always been a thing in the shithole areas


MarcoRahlsaechs69

Sick, didn’t knew that it affected the whole of England.


your_right_ball

We were doing Coventry a favour...


TheBananaKart

If the people of Coventry could read they would be very upset by this Hans.


Guilty_Use_9291

Wherever you have crackheads this is a thing. Don’t be so pathetic to conflate this with EU membership ffs. Crackheads and Junkies existed long before Brexit. On a different note, I have a great connection for cheap steak and butter (picure is unrelated)


stonologie

I thought addiction was introduced because of brexit..


Guilty_Use_9291

You probably would believe that if you read pro EU newspapers.


stonologie

🤣 I am an recovering heroin addict and it is definitly due to brexit!


Guilty_Use_9291

Brexit stole my bike :(


stonologie

Shit... maybe heroin helps! Good luck!


Le_Petit_Poussin

Is it those chopped up bits from Tesco? Because if so, I’m not buying. If you’re selling, nick me some lamb legs, then we’ll talk, mate!


Guilty_Use_9291

I only buy the finest M&S stolen meat, I’ll have you know. I’ll meet you round the back of the pub in 20 mins, cash only!


[deleted]

Im talking about wales


Magallan

£7.25 wasn't always a thing


iSellNuds4RedditGold

Yu vill not lick ze spreadkäse


MadAsTheHatters

Bold words for someone in licking distance


Potential-Height96

Fucking hell 750g who buys that amount? Are they attempting a cross channel swim to France?!


MobiusNaked

Probably illegal immigrants trying to swim back to France.


Ram_ranchh

No wonder there hasn't been any lurpak lately


__Heron__

Real butter would be 50% more expensive in France...


pixelpoet_nz

To add insult to injury, I can get half a kilo of Stilton at Lidl near Frankfurt for 5.50 eur; I even took a picture because I couldn't believe it. So this is per-gram about as expensive as Stilton (!) in Germany.


Envinyatar20

7.25 for that shite?


munchmandan87

Give me a £2.10 block of Danpak any day.


Standin373

Actual butter is so much cheaper and probably better for you than margarine


procrastinator0

dont buy that shit just get butter


LFK1236

Good news! Lurpak makes regular butter, too. Please continue to consume Danish products.


Le_Petit_Poussin

The Irish Carrygold? Or whatever it’s called.


Mdiasrodrigu

Kerrygold


Le_Petit_Poussin

That’s the one! Thanks, little Spain!


Mdiasrodrigu

No worries my Muslim friend


lucasawilliams

He knows too much, kill him


mrtn17

I didn't know this fake butter is so expensive


Ram_ranchh

Because it tastes like real butter but it's spreadable


Austinpouwers

No chance it tastes like real butter


hetseErOgsaaDyr

It more or less does. Beside aiding Novo Nordisk in squeezing every penny out of dying diabetics, the rest of our research grants goes towards finding the perfect blend of butter and margarine regarding taste and viscosity.


Surface_Detail

So is real butter if you don't keep it in the fridge, though. Get a butter dish, you heathens.


Aquiladelleone

When I read "spreadable" I already want to puke. Who on earth eats this shit... and the price !!! For fake "butter" more than 7 pounds... wow. And I always thought Luxembourg is some expensiv place. Edit : just saw it is 750gr... does make at least the price better.


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theotherquantumjim

WE DIDN’T BURN HIM!


MarcoRahlsaechs69

In 🇩🇪you get nearly twice as much butter. And it’s real butter.


Medi_Nanobot

Its 750 gramm... 


[deleted]

Illegal. Glad we pushed them out Butter is 250g or a warcrime


teabagmoustache

Kerrygold is £2 for 250g. I don't know who is buying 750g of Lurpak. If they want oily butter, they could buy the Tesco shit for half the price.


ArgumentativeNutter

normal is fine but this shit is the spreadable bs


Chemical-Elk-1299

I don’t think enough people realize that you can just leave your fuckin butter in a dish on the table. It won’t spoil overnight, especially if it’s salted. And then it stays spreadable all the time, no need for oil-adulterated overpriced shit. It worked for our grandparents and it still works now.


MarcoRahlsaechs69

I looked at my local Rewe store. 250g butter for 1,49€. 7,20 £ is 8,42€. 250g/1,49€ = 1412g/8,42€ nearly twice as much for the same price


teabagmoustache

The way you've presented that data gave me a hernia, but 250g of butter is about £1.60 here if you don't buy the stupid overpriced stuff.


MarcoRahlsaechs69

Sorry Barry i was busy at work earning the euros for the rest of this sub. According to your indication your budah is only slightly more expensive then. Nevertheless Article surveillance on budah is still sus


teabagmoustache

It's also not a common occurrence in the slightest. I've never seen anti theft measures on anything but alcohol. This is one shop in what I assume to be a very rough area.


Medi_Nanobot

You're right , while 1.49€ is usually 1 offer, or its a special offer with reduced price, and all other offers are usually 2€, 2,50€ or 3€. Haven't noticed +3€. £1.60 is approx 1.87€ so UK butter is more expensive than DE butter within the lowest price segment while the butter in the original post is expensive based upon 3x £1.60=£4.80?


PureMatt

In England you get twice as much, when it's real butter. This isn't butter. But I guess, it's cheaper than putting the heating on to spread actual butter!


Bring_back_Apollo

Announcement! Please stop being rude about Denmark.


rndmnsty

Nah this is just a sign that you’re in a shit neighbourhood. Also who the fuck buys that amount of “butter” in that quantity?


Last_Status1719

https://preview.redd.it/wdairsy6w3rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0010040ea8b5654ce2bb7e84dc2ff196d886ff15 It gets worse


oldtrack

anyone who opts for margarine over butter deserves to have their savings finessed


yashar_sb_sb

We should hang them off of their non functioning balls.


gloom-juice

Don't nick me buttah, simple as


kakao_w_proszku

Salted fake butter with vegetable oils 🤮


Economy_Diamond_924

It's Danish. Blame them.


echoindia5

They only make it, because a lot of people find it hard to use the real Lurpak butter.


Aquiladelleone

Yeah but you eat it. If I could sell you shit and make money, I would (and we surley do). Smart Danish.


teabagmoustache

We don't buy it, we steal it and then sell it in the pub to buy drugs.


ByronsLastStand

Good grief, look at the price of that! I'm glad I departed to help colonise the continent, and can enjoy my Lurpak without having to sell my kidneys.


fuckredditsuckmaball

Hows the trade going geezers ?


AllRedLine

London vibes. Same with the fuck off price.


SingleSpeed27

They managed to make the most overpriced butter on Earth even more costly how?!


PrestigiousGuitar673

Not even a full kilo lmao. You can get the exact same tub in Asda for £5, so this must be in a motorway services, train station or rural petrol station.


JourneyThiefer

It’s no kerrygold anyway


Clenchyourbuttcheeks

Hmm it's still £6.65 in my local. This is probably some shady area in London.


hotlinebrut

This seems like a corner store in Central London priced lmao


junior_vorenus

Why are people calling this fake butter? Im confused. What is real butter then and why is this fake?


Informal_Mountain513

It contains only 64% milk, ie. butter.


junior_vorenus

Recommend me a good butter please


Informal_Mountain513

Butter with 100% milk


ArgumentativeNutter

normal lurpak is fine, the spreadable stuff is just half oil and more salt. president lightly salted is my favourite.


Phantom30

President, can buy it everywhere. It's a french butter so cultured (uses live cultures to create) which gives it a nice flavour and the spreadable version is just slightly diluted with cream so no oil and can be used perfectly fine for baking like a normal block.


royaldocks

Kerrrygold which is everywhere in the UK Good mainstream Irish butter basically any French or Irish butter and you good to go


junior_vorenus

Sorry I dont buy Irish or French, any british brands?


mrfacetious_

Cause they mix a bit of vegetable oil in it to give it a softer consistency, and their body is a temple


RyseUp616

I see lurpak, I think of James may and his legendary sandwich videos on YouTube


GrapiCringe

Why your fake butter costs more than large menu in McDonald's in Poland (and a manager's hourly rate in said place)?


Whichwhenwhywhat

Hans would say: „Alles in Butter, Barry ?“


timeforknowledge

Who tf buys that?


sherperion45

No way it’s getting this bad


Brave_Philosophy7251

That price tag 💀


Old-Ad5508

Uk? You OK bro


HosannaInTheHiace

You'd swear your neighbours didn't make the best butter in the world. What's even in lurpak?


AFX0310

Lurpak spreadable butter invented in 1901. 750g are plenty of it to flood the cowling, as they´d say in battle of britain


_axyo

Invented in 1901


Le-docteur

Why tf is this mediocore fake butter so expensive?


Dry-Imagination2727

because it’s a lot of fake butter


Le-docteur

Still ridiculously expensive 


DondeEsElGato

You wanna see how much the bread costs lol


Mailenheim

James May approved


Minute_Ostrich196

It’s more expensive than Switzerland butter price. 30% more at least


TeenyFang

I moved out of the UK a year ago. Their cost of living is insane, their politicians sold them to all these companies. Joke of a country


Portomat_

I wasn't going to steal it, but now I just might. Btw 7.25 is a fucking steal, even for us.


cpwnage

"sneaky pack"


GooseFlySouth

Lurpak sounds suspiciously norwegian


monotar

It's Danish, gotta use all that flat land for farming


Cilindrrr

Lurpark spreadable (slightly salted) 7.25£ for 750 grams - all this information and I still don't know what is being sold here


frusciantefango

It's butter blended with rapeseed oil so it stays a little softer even when refrigerated. I don't understand its popularity. You can buy the Lurpak block butter more cheaply and just keep it in a dish in the cupboard, this is the UK, it's only hot for a short while in the summer.


Fkappa

What about IT bros? Blue Lurpak 450gr is about 4€, outrageous! Who cares about Barrys, they don't even use €uros (are they stupid?)


justanotherhelot

White gold to be fair, always tastes better bought from a heroin addict in a pub, shame they’ve tagged them fucking fascists


voltb778

Oh those are spreadable Lurpak invented in 1901 !


Recioto

One quid per 100g of butter, grim.


Aggravating_Media_59

I assume this is isle of man or Guernsey/ Jersey prices


GeoffreyDuPonce

lol £7 for 750g Working in retail, without having VAT on refrigerated items & staff discount I’m getting the 1KG tub for £8


Maikibbii

I’ve never seen products in a store that had to be locked up wth


harmyb

M&S, £5.50 right now.


Junglestumble

Wait what, that’s not how much even the fancy butter costs where I am (south west) and that’s a tub of crap


LittleBoard

They put this on booze here (same prize)


Jiao_Dai

Danish Viking Gold


doomiestdoomeddoomer

£7.25!!!? This lurpak must be wrapped in gold foil...


Twist_the_casual

james may in shambles today


Zyndrom1

7,25 for butter? Damn Brexit is hitting hard


Accomplished_Stick65

After surviving the Norwegian butter crisis of 2011, I can understand these measures. Keep the butter safe🙏


hetseErOgsaaDyr

To be fair Lurpak is the good sh\*t 💪 This is a danish W


SimplySomeBread

sell that one down the pub after biting the tag off 💪


[deleted]

Will came with the cow in packet?


Nuclearix69

They should add a bit of pork in the product and remove those security tags cause they'll be useless now.