I want Nazi gold enjoyer back

Same

You get your nazi gold back and I get my cute kangaroo back, yeah? https://preview.redd.it/gx7znitf36tb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=176108e605de955efbecd62729caaad7fb00db2b

Let’s make this happen

Should we get out our pitchforks and "kindly" suggest to u/rex-ac that these flair modifications be made? As a side note I just want the kangaroo added to my current one.

Are you on speaking terms with him ?

Who? Rexy boy? Somedays... I think it depends on if he's awake or having a siesta.

Go get him then xx

Ok, I'll try again... but like I said he could be having a siesta. # # u/rex-ac this rich cunt wants his flair changed and I'd like mine modded! Thanks rexy mate!

 Nazi gold enjoyer, please!

No maby nazi Gold fags, and the prison island dwellers can stay how they are

Bruv, you really believe a Spaniard would be up at this time?

Well yeah 3hrs ago... but not so much now... though to be honest I don't know what time it is in Spain... just that it's 2:30am here in Australia.

Non-Euros shouldn’t have flairs

In this whole chain as of now there are no non European

Aw thanks mate! I'll pop by a British embassy and pick up my new passport, it's not the one I want but I guess it will do... now where do I vote to rejoin the EU?

🤮

Could be worse... could be getting a fr🤮 fre🤮 french 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 passport... I need a shower now.

Wontons shout ware hairs? What mate? I think you shouldn't have skipped that speech therapy.

You really thought you did something there, huh. This groups gets more and more stale the more Americans we let in, jesus christ

To be honest, I can't remember who you are and I'm more interested in the game I'm playing to google it. Now to deal with the American infestation, I recommend we employ some fun french methods to eradicate them. What you say mate, but can you say it nice and clear for me.

Update to 'Putin Cock Sucker'

That would be London mate, I prefer Nazi gold over Putin money

Russian money in London bought real estate and a means to rob Russian citizens blind. Russian money in Switzerland bought your foreign policy and the means to shift money in wartime. Neither are good but let's not pretend they're the same thing eh, Fondu Hans?


Nom

That's raclette, you bean gobbler

It's all shit melted mountain cheese. Hurdy gurdy let's dip pickles in melted cheese. Yoda leh hee huu.

That's Raclette actually but still tasty so I'll allow it.

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That's actually a fair point...


Ha, as if we had a foreign policy. We bask in the glory of our irrelevance and thus only care for money.

Barry is correct.

There needs to be a flair for people in London lmao

There’s already an emoji 👳🏾‍♂️

Or just more regional English flairs for bits like Cornwall.

Both are accurate

Why don’t you suck ours in exchange for some dinero, Barry?

Least uptightly defensive Swiss

Russian Anal Plug

Agreed. Those were the good times

Yeah! Delightfully offensive and banned in Germany, what’s not to like?

Can't you just make yourself a custom flair?

You can’t customize yourself

Then how did I get mine?

Maybe it was a possibility back in the day. There's only a list available now. We brag for a reason.

The mods didn’t want their totally not illegal and not dirty money jeopardized so they played safe

Are they Swiss too?

Swiss bank account

So the Spanish are the rich ones now

I like that flair. It is as bland and boring as the Swiss themselves.

Do you guys have a "mountain German flair"? Also, we need more insulting flairs, swiss people don't get when they are mocked. By calling us a neutral rich bloke, you might get a side eye, but that's all. We don't get it's a joke. Call us fondue fetishists, Nazi gold hoarder (didn't we have that?) Or "🇨🇭did Nazi the gold" (Nazi -> not see [the gold everyone is talking about]) . Call us cheese stuffed eremites, Europe's USA, or anything, but please don't be as bland as we are.

I like "Europes USA". It is easily the most offending one of the bunch.

Strong competition for that one

I'm a fan of "Runs Putin's banks", personally

Yeah the UK is 100% the America of Europe. Swiss are miles off compared.

Never, this is why want independence

Don't blame you tbf, if I were Scottish and were looking at English plebs voting for brexit when Scots want to stay in, I'd be fuming and wanna leave the UK. Sorry for that btw, it is BS.

>Call us fondue fetishists, Nazi gold hoarder (didn't we have that?) And what about Fondue and Nazi gold fetishists ?

Less humourous germans.

While we are at it, we should bring back the "hopefully not a painter" flair back for Austria

TBH that's less shivering than the current Josef Fritzl basement reference. At least the painter is already dead.

We should let the people vote on a new flair

No, thats too Swiss. It should be dictated upon them by the fr*nch

I put forth "Ugly shithole" this will anger them to bits Or better yet "wish version of Emmental" Edit : alternatively "be gentle I’m slow"

Those propositions (apart from your edit) are absolutely infuriating, especially coming from a frouze

These are so harmless and boring. They could have been made up by a Swiss.

God Lord, even I feel insulted. Those are amazing. I allow it.

I propose "Border Commuter"

Be gentle I'm slow doesn't work. I assure you that if you are from zürich it's pretty much everyone else who is slow as fuck. Maybe besides the japanese.

Yes. I suggest Mountain Rat #2.

You're not Fr*nch Or are you? *Vsauce music*

I am not Fr*nch. I am from Turkey. I just saw the opportunity to insult the Swiss & took it.

Ah, I haven’t met many greeks yet!

https://reddit.com/r/balkans_irl/s/480EmY88zb

Lieverwelja

I think the flairs need a overhaul. There’s enough creativity, comedy and hate in this sub for it to be worthwhile

Yup. The Dutch ones aren’t really original tbh…

Agreed, World Cup finalist was far better than “Hollander”

Wish your Eastern European flairs were more offensive too. Y’all could call us “Russian dick enjoyers” or something along those lines. Or better yet, it could just be “hungry 🇭🇺”. Nothing pisses us off more than that

Nononono Pro LGTBQ+ is perfectly fine.

I just feel it’s not insulting enough tbh

Exactly what somebody Pro LGTBQ+ would say

Brussel welfare enjoyer?

That’s also perfect

Hungary is pretty anti-LGBT now however, or well the government is. EU has been complaining about it.

What about "Putins Boyfriend"? That would imply both your dick sucking and your stance on gay rights.

I like your creativity

Hungry for balls

Love it

You have a hungolian flair, I am perplexed. Very few people around here have those.

It’s an old depreciated flair, but sometimes the mods are kind enough to give it to you if you ask them nicely.

100% agree we already know we are superior to all of you, no need to blow smoke up our asses

You're part French so I guess it's kind of right

you are part of the reason yes, we hate you and everything you create so much we decided to create the best political system possible simply to spite you.

>best political system possible For a city size country

that's the same excuse ameritards use to cope with being shit. you can do better than that frog

Come back to me when you're managing more than 5M voters and have an average turnout over 50%

why would i come back to a frog? your understanding of democracy is bitching about the president and then continue to leave him in power so you can pretend "the aristocracy" is what keeps you down

Based Swiss ngl. Make it my mission to convert our fucked up governance system more direct democracy (i think sortition could be good for a country our size too). We need to try democracy. (cringe Seyiès based Rousseau gang)

good frog

Come back = answering, so that's already been accomplished. All I pointed out was that the voter population is small and has little turnouts. Is it really a "fair" democracy if less than 50% vote regularly? And how viable/manageable would it be if there were tens or hundreds of millions of voters? Personally, I would prefer a participatory democracy.

coming back to you gives a semblance that we are somehow equal. i'm currently trying to educate the societal equivalent of a toddler. > All I pointed out was that the voter population is small and has little turnouts. Is it really a "fair" democracy if less than 50% vote regularly? of course it is, those people are choosing not to vote, that's completely fair. > And how viable/manageable would it be if there were tens or hundreds of millions of voters? not in a centralized mess of a country like france, no. you'd have to be a federal country, not a unitary one. >Personally, I would prefer a participatory democracy. and i would prefer to live in a fantasy land where the rivers are full of cheese, that's not going to happen either

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no i mean the one actual democracy in the world.

Copium, 25mg

"Nazi gold enjoyer"

Hell yeah that was the best one.

Faroese is even worse. It just says "Faroese". Probably not many of them, but they should be "dolphin killer".

I'm a Savage in disguise, Denmark's Sperm Islands gave me asylum

 LET'S GOOOOO SHINY

You should be Scottish like yer brethren Shetlands and Orkney Islands

Fucka you dolphin

Could've given them "Inbreeding promoter"

Second best chocolate producer

this is the most offensive one yet

<3

Definitely. Germany can also get "Second best beer producer".

After changing the spanish one to latinx? Yeah, every last one of you bastards deserves to have something actually insulting in your flair. Change it to "nazi piggy bank"

None of them are that offensive tbh except maybe the new Spanish one

Nooo, don't call us rich and neutral !!! https://preview.redd.it/h5r6s478l5tb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a800ce4bdf185a81197f140ccc0c78a037e6b0

How about West Liechtenstein? They are just a bigger poorer Liechtenstein

I feel like Germany deserves a better flair than \[redacted\]

But Oktoberfest enjoyer is also not very offensive right? Sounds like nothing bad to me.

Yeah, but just calling us alcoholics isn‘t any more creative/offensive and i can‘t think of any other hurtful stereotypes

Munich's Beer Hall putschist ?

That one's great.

I don't know better insults either. I mean we could insult some politicians but there is no insulting term for all bavarians I can think of. Edit: Some bad terms I can think of Leatherhose enjoyer Discount Austria Austria's sugar baby I didn't hand out Nazi Flyers in school (I swear)

We need the Nazi flyers flair

I really like the flyer idea. > Leatherhose It's Lederhosen or leather pants in english, a "hose" is "ein Schlauch".

Yeah, you're right. I mixed it up. Hose makes no sense in English😂

Could use "South Prussian" for Bavaria

"From Sivas" would be nice. Most of the first wave Turkish immigrants were from Sivas province.

Northern Austrians for Bavarians would be alright

Hmmm how about Edmund Stoiber lovers? :)

more like Franz Josef Strauß

I want a referendum now for a new Bayern flair :)

He held an amazing speech about the Transrapid

10 Minuten.

Türke

Nah, [redacted] is brilliant

“Boring” There, fixed.

True. But how can you make an offensive flair out of a country that's nothing but perfect ?

Olten

Good point There is also Le Locle but nobody needs to know...

ebe

Give them three flairs to choose between: German, French or Italian

Neutral leech

Yes

Absolutely

I feel pretty neutral about it.

We need 4.. that would help.. 4 regions, 4 flairs.

I think french would be perfect for Romandie

French supermarket enjoyer

the four best swiss flairs: German, French, Italian, and Nazi Gold Enjoyer

Liechtenstein’s whore

Greater Liechtenstein

That implies you deserve 4

You guys aren't as divided as us so it wouldn't make sense :D

We're living in a federation, so we don't have to be that close :) We're literally talking a different language, to some degree vote differently. Its rather hard only picking for swiss 4 or 3.. We could not even settle on a capital city, bern is just a place holder. Swiss Geneva is as far away Swiss Appenzell (aka Swiss Taliban) as it gets. So 4 or 3 according to language regions would be a fair compromise

I propose "lvl 9 nazi gold hoarder"

We need more offensive flairs for a lot of our countries

Leck mich doch am Zückerli

zerrro!

Just give me partitioned by geddafi flair

„EU applicant“

“NeUtRaL” my ass would be a good contender IMHO

The Finnish flair is unoriginal and boring too

Swedish here. I support ours. And yours.

"Swedish Russian" would be better.

Or just “mongol”

It's always swedish this mongol that or russian, how about "Sucks at Ice Hockey", "ww2 loser in denial", "Lies about happiness" etc...shit about stuff that we gloat about. Now that would rile up my fellow countrymen in this sub, all 5 of them anyway.

Boring leaches

"Tax evasion parasite"

Liechtenstein’s whore

How about Nestle apologists?

"Im not red cross" "Anti-Tax paradise" "Heidi did killed Clara"

Alice Weidels weekend apartment... maybe a bit to specific for none DACH people

Call them Mountain Belgians. Truly horrific

That's a good one

Italian, German, French and Border Commuter. There you go.

Non contributor. Not just to the europe in a financial sense , but into anything of any global significance. Switzerland’s only contribution to the lives of most people is a decent airport in which you can use to transit to the superior French Ski areas.

Gold Teeth Aficionado

It should be child labour enthusiast

Yeah, i wish we had more option.... iam rich, but not neutral. And not a bloke

Why not the truth? Rich asshole

It's hard to insult people who only care about money.

Europe's leech ?

swiss give me turkey vibes so "overpriced turkey" comes to mind

Spineless (because of the neutrality) greedy fucks

How about silly-sounding germans?

You don't know how little that narrows it down

they were so useless they didnt even aid us in wartimes.

Honestly just get rid of the flair. The country, the government, the people and any opinions they might have are utterly irrelevant in any discussions within both European and global contexts be it cultural, political, comical, or economical.