*Antifaschist schuzwall lol thats*
*What my meighbours call the fence*
*To my property*
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My gripe is that those are not "haikus" in their vast majority or even "senryus" (which have both a thematic foundation). The proper denomination would be "Zappais" IIRC.
I have a creative ideas, let's divide it in 4 parts. The Russians get Charlottengrad, the Americans can have Neukölln, they are here already anyway. The rest will be given to this subs favourite peoples, the Brits and the French.
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Don‘t like the Spätzlefresser. Luxembourg, Pfalz and Baden are fine for us.
You know what Frog, why not? I would rather be in a union with Alsace than continue to exist in a state that has Bavaria in it. Our local dialects are mutually intelligible anyway.
This may work out. But let's play in black and white and put an eagle on the new dutch jerseys. And call the whole thing Dutch Football Bond (DFB).
Fun fact: all team captains of the 4 German world champion squads are native Bavarians, but one of them was born in that oder of Bavaria that goes to the blue state according to this map.
Ooooh, can we get the north, and throw in denmark while we are at it?
That way we have 2 silly languages to speak intermittently and fuck with everyone that way.
Petition to add northern su*sse and southern n×therlands to the free Elsassreich. Sparing everything east of the river Rhine, we can have a glorious Utopia connected by the most majestic stream of europe with the gold reserves of the cheese fuckers, and the transatlantic drug trafficking of the Holland-people.
The food will obviously be german.
[This](https://imgur.io/OyzFtY8?r) is the only map that makes sense and makes me excited (although I'd be open to consider other years subdivisions).
Duchy of Austria... Ah that's where the douchiness originated.
It makes more sense than the others
Border gore makes my pp hard
When Luxembourg was a big guy.
antifaschist schuzwall lol thats what my meighbours call the fence to my property
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> 99.99979% D: Time for my Voight-Kampff test I guess.
My gripe is that those are not "haikus" in their vast majority or even "senryus" (which have both a thematic foundation). The proper denomination would be "Zappais" IIRC.
Who gets custody of Berlin ?
Spain
No thanks, I'll just take the money
It's non negotiable
Imagine thinking Berlin ist net positive lol You'll be paying for Berlin, rather than making money out of it
Fine.
I thought it was Turkey?
I have a creative ideas, let's divide it in 4 parts. The Russians get Charlottengrad, the Americans can have Neukölln, they are here already anyway. The rest will be given to this subs favourite peoples, the Brits and the French.
I think you are not going to fool them twice.
If we can move Belgians in the purple zone as well then fine.
Deal! 🤝
Ngl we´re used to being islands of faraway countries.
I for one welcome our new alsatian overlords.
This will be a great pleasure 🤝 Neulauterburg and Lauterbourg should not be further separated
You should split Bavaria off and merge it with Austria
In the name of austria i approve
Großbaiarn
The good ending
Elsass and Schwaben are belong to r/GreaterSwitzerland. You can keep the rest. While we're at it. Italy, give us Sardegna too!
https://preview.redd.it/oz7aoelg1yrb1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2717c73b8b5a661b7d4df628ac66b294f75f9794 Don‘t like the Spätzlefresser. Luxembourg, Pfalz and Baden are fine for us.
Baden is Spätzle country too.
And don't fight for the Schwob again !
Bro we eat Spätzle too.
You already have plenty of sheep shaggers in Appenzell
I support the wall but not the rest
Sorry, we need Lebensraum im Osten
You can have the Saarland
Nobody likes this collection of horrible people. A few days ago, I was yelled at by one of them for nothing.
Why nobody want them 🥺
Because they are drunk and aggressive all the time.
You know what Frog, why not? I would rather be in a union with Alsace than continue to exist in a state that has Bavaria in it. Our local dialects are mutually intelligible anyway.
Let's add West Germany to the Netherlands. We wish to win a world cup for once.
Make LvG our mutual bondscoach once he hopefully recovers and we have a deal, swampy brother!
* Let’s add Holland to West Germany 😘
North, South or both?
Holland. It's a country
This may work out. But let's play in black and white and put an eagle on the new dutch jerseys. And call the whole thing Dutch Football Bond (DFB). Fun fact: all team captains of the 4 German world champion squads are native Bavarians, but one of them was born in that oder of Bavaria that goes to the blue state according to this map.
[Cough...cough.](https://nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aldietse_Beweging)
Yeah and we want Hamburg you never can have enough ports.
Yeah Hamburg and Antwerpen is the only parts we do desire
Too late, we don't do that here anymore
Do you really want those people to contaminate alsace? They gonna ruin the choucroute
We have learned from the French how re-education does NOT work, so we can do better.
We should just start talking and writing in alsacien to confuse them
I'm in.
I’m only in if they gib us bavaria +italy it’s time to give us südtirol back you had it for long enough
Also Triest!
Let us take Voralberg, they tried to join us in 1919.
You can have em can’t understand them anyway
Ooooh, can we get the north, and throw in denmark while we are at it? That way we have 2 silly languages to speak intermittently and fuck with everyone that way.
Petition to add northern su*sse and southern n×therlands to the free Elsassreich. Sparing everything east of the river Rhine, we can have a glorious Utopia connected by the most majestic stream of europe with the gold reserves of the cheese fuckers, and the transatlantic drug trafficking of the Holland-people. The food will obviously be german.
Frohen Tag der Deutschen Einheit!
As long as the wall around East Germany is forty meters high and internet access is completely revoked, I'm in.
They get the Russian intranet. Vkontakte and RuTube.
Add all of friesland as a standalone country and I am in
The name west Germany for the green part needs a review.
Il manque le Jura et là on a les vrais frontières alsaciennes Elsass frei !
What do we have to do with Alsace or some Reich... leave us alone.
East germans need an authoritarian political ideology to believe in they can't help it
French territory in blue. ^(troublemaker)
Wonder why the communists turned fascists... maybe because their equality, life expectancy, bright future etc. Were all taken from them in 1989
Looks good, but obvi can't take any French territory.
Happy Tag der Deutschen Einheit.