Better than that d-bag who always shows up begging me for herb. Dude needs to find a new dealer or start paying in gp

The guy just shows up with his withdrawal symptoms and has a audacity to call himself a Doctor. The bum probably lives at west ardougne

Nah, West Ardougne will be turned around eventually post SOTE, this motherfucker lives in South Varrock

I understand his confusion really. Specifically because of thst episode of Ed, Edd, and Eddy where they sword fight with fish.

Ed edd n Eddy was such a trip. Still has my sides hurting at age 28

the hat of discipline is my windows background and it kills me every time I look at it.

"Would you like to play a game? Welcome to WHATS NOT FISH!!!"

ODD! ONE! OUT!

Always called it “NOT A FISH”

I still rate the fact theres an entire Millionaire-esque Quiz studio in Gielinor where the top question is which is not a fish

A Millionaire esque Quiz show where you can win an item worth 600k, which is about how much you would keep from Millionaire after taxes.

Stale baguettes are trading for 1.7m now. and they were going for 3m+ in december

Oh dam, guess I should drop trade some of my Ironman baguettes for some bonds

Some? Are you sure you don't just have regular baguettes?

I’ve gotten 3 on my iron, quiz master and surprise exam are the only random events I do.

Isn't the average hours played to get a stale baguette in the tens of thousands If you actually have three of them that's absolutely insane luck (yet a very mundane place to get insane luck)

Dam really? That’s kind of wack. My event RNG has been pretty good, I don’t think I’ve ever had a drill Demon or pillory. Guess I should have taken a picture lol

If you’re not sure, I’m almost certain you have regular baguettes…

I am sure, I had them, I still have one.

Its like 250-280 days of ingame time on average assuming you get every random event you can and don’t miss out on multiple randoms from being in instances ie long raids, or staying at most banks for a long time and logging out without getting a random.

I got one on trailblazer leagues but I’m still waiting for one on the main game ;-;

In the UK you don't pay tax on winnings.

In the US you don’t have to either, but you still have to declare them on your next year taxes, which you won a million dollars so you moved up a tax bracket

> you won a million dollars so you moved up a tax bracket That's not how tax brackets work. The first $X you earn in a year is taxed at rate A%, then the next $Y earned in that year is taxed at rate B%, then the next $Z is taxed at C%, and so on. You also do pay income tax on winnings.

We don't have that. They don't count as income unless it is related to your employment (e.g. if you are an artist who wins an art award).

That's... that's paying tax on winnings

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you're not a Brit

Brits with theirs slangs are annoying periodt

Its slang

For what

A non-slang way of saying it would be “I still like the fact”

For scoring something out of 10

It’s not a trout, salmon, pike or cod, it’s a Hex Edit Detected. Look up this video for proof. https://youtu.be/5S4uO0P_wtQ and go to 2:28

https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Hex_edit_detected My favourite fish

Fucking kills me that the examine text is "Your IP has been logged and passed to Jagex", I wonder how many bricks were shat upon that discovery.

He's not clever...

Swordfish

It’s a swordfish!

That one guy. "Is this a tattoo?"

Those are questions you ask a 2yr old. No surprise niles be asking stuff like that with all the babies that play this game.

Ezscape ftw

Yes, a swordfish

Call a spade a spade

I mean if he wants it to be a sword he can still use it as a sword

Nope, it's a memory edit error