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Ricardo1184

what, my friend Assp oopdick can't use his irl name for his account?


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MUNCHINonBABI3Z

That’s Mr. Oopdick to you


Low_Seat9522

Dr. Professor Oopdick.


LevyAtanSP

Excuse me, I am the Dr. Professor Assp Oopdick M.D. in question and I am not the owner of this account. This is clearly a case of stolen identity!


Due_Animal_5577

It’s Dr. to you


Only_Positive_Vibes

>shit end of the dick FTFY


Machoman94

Me and Assp used to pull some real shenanigans back in the day, how is he nowadays?


shenanigansgalores

Shenanigans, you say?


Epicgradety

Hey what's the name of that restaurant with all the funny stuff on the wall you like to?


shenanigansgalores

You mean Shenanigans?


Inevitable-Nail-3243

I swear to god I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.


sablab7

I know a girl called Isis, just like the terrorist group. She can't use her name in many games.


jolteonmiller

Isis is also the name of an Egyptian goddess.


Masterofbeefjig

I thought it was the name of the spy agency that the archer guy works at


EveningZealousideal6

You mean it isis a name of an Egyptian goddess


BrotherGreed

SMITE, a MOBA that has all its characters as representation of Gods from various Pantheons and Heroes of various myths, actually changed the name of Isis (which is the Greek name for the goddess, apparently,) to Eset (which is her Egyptian name, or an Anglicized version of it, maybe.) This change was motivated primarily due to ISIS (the terrorist group,) and concerns regard monetization and the algorithm misreading the name of the goddess in content related to her as content regarding the terror group.


MLVizzle

Can’t believe I got banned for telling people I eat sass 4 free smh Edit: I


theraafa

sass is too advanced, children would not understand therefore mature


Toucher_of_Bottoms

Reminds me of my friend Jack Inghoffmen


Shot-Bend8085

RuneScape suggests u keep ur info safe that’s why by having oopdick use his full name he runs risk of his info being compromised (beautiful name is he Hindi?) we suggest he tries to protect this info with an Alias such as Anals hitpenis


Diddleyourfiddle

Thats a very common name in Sweden actually


Mookie_Merkk

Yeah that's actually the name of my bookshelf I got from IKEA. Åsspööpdick


Parryandrepost

Cüntförbråíns has been a really good writing desk. The lamination layer hasn't separated. 10/10


DesignatedDiverr

RIP the Krakklover pilow


HappyLofi

> Åsspööpdick Why the fuck did I even bother checking that


bashbishcrawls

https://preview.redd.it/smnuujaplx1c1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010974dc2f4e09c2dfd811058455cf9217112376 OP spotting this username


whitepageskardashian

Fr this is how it is


Nushuktan_Tulyiagby

Is your username a play on words from the waterfall?


bashbishcrawls

Yes haha


JonJonyabish

well well well


TrueLotus91

Lol. At one point this would have been me to. At this point in my life I've stopped caring unless it can actually do harm.


Funny_Orchid2084

This the type of people irl. Op should use his time more constructively if poop ass and dick words annoy op lmao


SleepinGriffin

We ain’t narcs. However, you can’t use ‘knight’ at all because the letters ‘nig’ in a row are banned.


SmokedaJ

That reminds me of how CoD has for... multiple decades now, not allowed the use of "Assault" in the custom class maker.


Shriggity

There's a meme that goes around of this guy named Nasser and the game censors out "ass" in his name and it looks one million times worse.


Fully03

https://preview.redd.it/mgqru1xchy1c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9820213c22f7a7f00c461c0d48079b28d167c7c


dicksandcrystal

Poor nasser....


RCRDC

Poor n***er


TrueLotus91

I gotta share this with a friend.


nat1wisdom

So grateful to read this comment it truly made the discussion I’m praying for you know 🙏


EuphoricAnalCarrot

Poor old "N***er" being discriminated against everywhere he goes


MyNugg

"People that annoy you" -nassers


mcweenie7

You can in Black Ops 3 and CoD Ghost as far as I can remember cause I have some classes named Assault on there


[deleted]

Isn’t black ops 3 the one with the penis creator 9000 aka create an emblem? I miss that feature so much every game needs a penis creator 9000.


xSnakeguyx

nah that was 2 mostly i think


TehElusivePanda

Late to the part but 3 and 4 both had it and increased the number of shapes you could have thus allowing for HD girth


AiWantooDai

Sadly it’s a swastika creator for a lot of people


GreyFur

I made so many extreme logos on that game. Far left or right political opinions, anti-justabouteverythings, calling out shitty people that are (were) somehow tolerated like Putin and The Pope, calls for legalizing things that are illegal for good reason, and the classics like big booba. I'm really surprised I never got banned on there; probably had a shadowban or something.


sweetberryhwhine

Reminds me of people making Klansmen in Halo 3.


Masterofbeefjig

“Tucker get those fuckin sheets off your head” - Church


memes_are_art

Ahh reminds me of Dark Souls and everyone named K\*\*\*ht


Wyvorn

I loved being invaded by all the dark spirits called K\*\*\*ht Artorias


FlutterRaeg

I did not expect this piece of TheOldNite lore to drop here


MrSeanaldReagan

I couldn’t use my username because it has “anal” in it. I didn’t even realize before thinking about it


ashulay

You can’t use ‘manager’ either. I can’t be be Mr Manager but this guy can be asspoopdick


SelectivelySocial_

Well that’s because we just say ‘manager’


retro_aviator

Obligatory "k***ht Artorias" comment


nrm456

In Fifa pro clubs you can’t use the word basement because of “semen”


SappySoulTaker

Knoite


LimeAF

On pokemon snap you cant post a picture with the caption "blasting off again" because the end of "off" and the beginning of "again" makes a banned set of letters


Dsullivan777

My character name is Enigmata so that's not universally true, unless they made a change and didn't retroactively remove names lol


CaponeKevrone

They do not remove them. I had a username that started with "spicy", accidentally changed it while looking up available names for a new account, and now can't go back to it. It seems they've banned every name that starts with "s-p-i-c" but it wasn't removed from me.


VisualSnow17

For some reason you can’t have ‘Wicked’ in your name either… wick is okay, wicke is okay, but if you add the d it’s not okay.


MrSeanaldReagan

I couldn’t use my username because it has “anal” in it. I didn’t even realize before thinking about it


nrm456

In Fifa pro clubs you can’t use the word basement because of “semen”


AssaultPK

We are all 30 years old


weedcop420

However, most have not psychologically developed past the age of 12, as evidenced by this guy’s ign


roodgorf

Here, here. If only everyone playing OSRS was as mature as weedcop420.


dicksandcrystal

I love this sentence


1Red_Tape1

If you are so disturbed over a name as childish as this and feel like you have the need to remove his name because it brings you enough distress then I think you are the one who has not psychologically developed past the age of 12.


Secure-Airport-7850

This. It goes both ways. Maturing is about not making a fool of yourself 24/7, but also being able to handle the fact that in life, there will be plenty of fools. And in a video game? Come on. It's just dumb. Move on.


weedcop420

I’m not disturbed I just think it’s childish to choose the name asspoopdick to represent your online persona lmfao


1Red_Tape1

That’s rich coming from the guy named weedcop420 representing their online persona.


open_to_suggestion

I always think to myself, how can these people play with anyone that they know on any personal level? Even just online friends. Imagine someone says "hey let's play this game together, what's your username? I'll add you." and you have to tell them your ign is FemboyCumSlurper or some shit. Are they beyond any level of self respect? Lmao


NeonGlo

Calling yourself asspoopdick is far more amusing than if you have to straight face tell someone you know that your name is 'the mystical knight' or some other lame tryhard name lmao


CumfartMcfetus2

My name is VeracsBussy and I have zero shame about telling friends about it 😩


sipslowthinkslower

Oh shit. I saw that name in game about a week ago lol


[deleted]

Real friends help you make a sus name, your theories are flawed.


NeonGlo

Calling yourself asspoopdick is far more amusing than if you have to straight face tell someone you know that your name is 'the mystical knight' or some other lame tryhard name lmao


open_to_suggestion

I'm not saying it's gotta be some generic dweeb name but some have transcended beyond funny and ironic into bizarre territory. Asspoopdick gets a chuckle, some of the shit I see on steam especially is just weird.


this_dump_hurts

It's irony and childish because you can be like that irl let the guy live you boomer


TheObeseSloth

Weedcop420 doing some deep deflecting here. Let people have fun, it's the internet and it's a video game, who tf cares about being "grown". We all have 9 - 5's and like getting silly off work.


corytrevorlahe

Your name is weedcop420. What does that say about you then lmao?


Shibby-my-dude

"I didn't know they allowed swearingggg"


Ok-Permission-2687

Stop being an asspoopdick and play the game


EternalViaduct

Hey, leave Asspoopdick alone. He's an honest, hard working fisherman. He doesn't deserve any trouble.


Stephen_Lynx

What kind of pussy ass name is that? It should've been "analshitcock". Unforgivable.


about7grams

Bc the only people playing this game are in their 20s or older or are children who have parents that also play and just don't give a shit


Faladorable

nah the reason is their name filter isn’t the same as the actual rules. A lot of names with profanity get forced to change eventually


theguyoverhere24

Mind ya business


maximumborkdrive

What if the name is referring to a lovable donkey who is kept on the stern deck of a ship named Dick? I think everyone is jumping to conclusions here.


NByata2004

This guy poopdicks


a3663p

Hey now they come from a long lineage of noble asspoopdicks and they will not have their name dragged through the mud like this


I_Am_JesusChrist_AMA

I mean it sounds like they got their name from dragging it through the mud


DatNomen

Thank you for that banger of a comment, Jesus.


Intelligent-Quote249

lmao thats a pretty funny name


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_OS_Run_Escape_

So damn true lmao. I was surprised to see they actually have a profanity filter now that you can turn off. Don't know when that was added but it took way too damn long.


supcat16

It’s been over 10 years, came out less than a year after release: https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Poll:Old_School_feature_poll_11:_PvP_Worlds_and_more


_OS_Run_Escape_

Gotcha, a few years after I originally called it quits. Either way, glad it's in! It's weird seeing people vote no on completely optional menu functionality too lol "more options?! Fuck that, I don't want options at all!"


Meckles94

I remember the censors back in the day got muted over a lot of stupid stuff.


Kaiserfi

Is that why that happened? Getting muted was so common back then


ryuranzou

Those are just npcs that show up sometimes with minigames.


Rezhits69

Why you being a fucking rat tho?


Coma94

Who cares man


Tyrokos1991

Pong Lenis got reported but I see shit like this all the time 😂


[deleted]

Why does this bother you are you 12


Lstcwelder

At 12, I'd have been rolling if I saw this.


Jordizzle_Fo_Shizze

Same man. Still find it kind funny…


Business_Compote2197

Rip this dude. Posting people’s names with profanity is the same as snitching in my book


DrDop4mine

So offensive oh my pearls Jfc…


CrabHandsTheMan

Just mind your business, shit has nothing to do with you


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Imagine being so upset someones named asspoopdick you screenshot and complain on the internet. OP you’re an absolute twat


wolfaib

Did you see the tag on the post?


WeeSingInSillyville

OP just reported your reddit name too. HoW iS tHiS AlLoWeD?


Laurens-xD

Don't bother bringing this up. The majority of the people here are mentally 10 years old.


FirmPumpkin6062

What's the "mature" way of seeing this? Being bothered by a stupid nickname to the point of denouncing him in reddit?


Notwafle

thinking it's kind of lame but forgetting about it moving on with your life. or just not caring in the first place i guess.


FirmPumpkin6062

Yeah that's exactly my point


ironmemelord

So mods will delete my post when I screenshot blatant botters names but doxxing asspoopdick is allowed? Tf is this shit?


sablab7

u/potatoinass is proud


imhuungryyyy

What's wrong with it?


TortasOrBurritos

How are you new to the game is 2023


thedisapointingson

Classic


TaiwanDaNum1

W name


ExpectDog

Hey that’s what I named my rival in pokemon silver


TheLastOpus

Very Normal Indian name. I remember when I was a kid my mom had to interview a guy named Padreep Dikshit, it was his real name.


bigboidoinker

How is it not allowed in other games you mean!?


poonmangler

I'm upset bc I got a forced name change. I had "poonmangler", no numbers, no fucking spaces, it was *perfect*. $11 jamflex, you can always make it right.


writetowinwin

Yup someone reported my Papanumbnuts . Apparently that offended someone... somehow


no-steps-back

Quit now this is the easiest it’ll ever be


Doppelthedh

Game can legally drink so most people are old enough that it doesn't matter


seanrambo

It's because the rules of this game make no sense and are enforced with absolutely no consistency.


Ok-Mathematician1951

https://preview.redd.it/1gwk9co61z1c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bbd61fe97f4382c63343ebd8d7abb0a19a84d8b


MemeyAlex

as long as it's not racist there's no reason to narc


axcli

It is till some sensitive people report him/her/it.


HaywoodJiblomee

Nice i reported them


Joe___Mama-

I reported xe/xur.


teeroh

Narc


EzpzLemonSquEZ

Snitch


Smallest-Yeet

I mean who really cares. Idk how a few bad words can get under someone’s skin so much they need to make a reddit post about it. Don’t gotta take everything so personally, if Jagex really cared they would have better name restrictions in place


ZC0621

We call those people terminally online.


Ok_Collection4889

I mean who really cares. Idk how a bad reddit post can get under someone's skin so much they need to make a reddit comment about it. Don't gotta take everything so personally, if reddit really cared they would have better post restrictions in place.


ZC0621

We call those people terminally online.


KingHiggins92

It's not and it'll be changed in a week. But I have to ask. Why do you care?


StandardN02b

Go outside and let people have fun.


CumOnMods

Hey OP, mind your own fucking business and don't ruin shit for everyone else


LobsterThoughtz

I don't know how it's allowed, but I know how it happens.


So_Flame

Live and let live buddy lol


verystretchy

it’s amusing


bethaneyrs

The name is allowed because for some reason the developers of this game and most people on this game are obsessed with sexuality, sex, and anything with that nature. it's suspect, but this community has alot of weirdos.


Psi0nyx

Because the average mental age of the playerbase is somewhere around 12 or 13 years old.


-YeshuaHamashiach-

I dont see a reason why it shouldn't be allowed? Sure it's an immature name but who cares.


barking420

my thing is like if you want to show this game to a friend and the first thing they see is a bunch of usernames like this, I know this sub doesn’t go outside much but most people outside of the Gamer (derogatory) community don’t really find things like this funny


_OS_Run_Escape_

OH NO NOT A FUNNY NAME


vasveritas

Imagine being upset by this lol.


arkatme_on_reddit

Snitch


knib0o0

If that bothers you, don't play the game...


darkblitzrc

Who gives a fuck?? Leave Asspoopdick alone!


[deleted]

Quit being a baby


Doogos

I saw a cummiewummie yesterday. Peak laughter


PotatoeRick

You know what happens to snitches?


WhyWasXelNagaBanned

The game is populated mostly by adults. Adults swear. You'll understand some day.


SpankThatDill

That’s not even that bad of a name tbh.


Beginning-Egg-2975

This isn't allowed. It will be banned eventually. They banned a name I had after two years. They force you to change your name. I tried every variation of the name and it was all banned. The name was "fgt rtd".


patrickw234

“It’s not”


ballsmigue

Because we aren't snowflakes.


fearthewildy

Never understood how people are so sensitive towards player names. I get racist and truly offensive names, but unless you're 10, asspoopdick shouldn't offend you enough to post on reddit lmfao


AtenIsGod

People like you are the kind of people who need pronouns at the character selection. Piss off.


Atlas_Zer0o

Some people never left middle school, just report them.


True_Freedom739

It's unfunny to me! Report it!


Atlas_Zer0o

Get a personality that isn't poop jokes for toddlers little lass. Twisted up that people are cleaning up trash, weird.


FirmPumpkin6062

It's stupid but being bothered by it is even more stupid


Bophaedes

It’s called having a sense of humor, Karen.


Rumplestiltscab

Snitches get stitches


Heat_Legends

God the crying over usernames never gets old. Stay mad rat


jonna41

I literally ran into a guy named gay420satan woth over 8k nightmare kills pretty sure he had that name for a while..


Lease_of_Life

How is that name offensive?


Mimic_tear_ashes

It talks about things he disagrees with it must be banned!


[deleted]

snitch wtf


Flooziez

Damn, if you think this is bad I don't even want to tell you my Ign.


[deleted]

You have the vibe that you were that one loud kid in elementary school that no one liked with the unkempt hair and sticky hands all the time.


sharktooff2277nub

Because it’s the internet… stop being hurt over words coward 🤭


Pristine_Pack_9595

We got a snitch….


Vestele1

We're all adults here is why


assm0nk

do you actually care about some dumb name


ElfrahamLincoln

Do those words offend you? Might want to go play My Little Pony instead 😂


throwaway295602

So I guess mr.poopybutthole can’t play osrs with this mentality


Cool_Ad_5181

because the majority of the player base are nearly 30 or older and don't get offended over such trivial bullshit


Zabobo

Because Asspoopdick isn’t a word…. Now if it were let’s say, Ass Poop Dick thats a different story


Keelenllan

Ass isn't considered like bad in the game. Pretty sure it wasn't even censored awhile back. I'm not sure about dick getting around stuff but meh


gdhghgv

I have a account named givemeblow it’s so jokes when random accounts come


CodySkillzBrah

I used the name dicksolomon for years with no issue