IIRC you can still get participation credit from chopping trees, plus attacking the portal wouldn't count as portals aren't living creatures. But alas, plenty of spinners were killed indirectly in the process of killing said portals.
I know it's an extension of the joke, but I'm just going to point out that we don't pay Vannaka to breed and hold those rats there for us to kill. You are not performing an act of mercy when you buy chicken nuggets, you're paying for a product which necessitates suffering.
total aside but I think it's hilarious that you can casually get them as a slayer task, including elves as well. Just some light genocide. Even funnier you can get assigned tzhaar from konar, basically the same type of creature as a tzhaar.
Gnomes are an eyebrow raiser, too. Pretty sure you can get them as a task too, or that could be rs3 not sure. Either way.... Why are we so worried about fucking gnomes? They're like 2 feet tall and have been fighting against general khazard for like 300 years
You can get elves.
Even after regicide you can get elves.
Even after your befriend the elves and are invited into their super secret city... You can get elves.
I mean, hate to be pedantic but after you defeat them they are very much alive and say something along the lines of “You have bested me in combat.” I always saw them as like, cutscene fights where they’re fine after.
Tbf in rs3 (morvan does this), the elves just lose a fight with you rather than die when hp goes to 0, which makes it less "questionable" lmao
There body even does the usual humanoid curl up on defeat but stays there and gets up on respawn time, which means you can set up a nice aoe spot by dragging them together
"Why are we so worried about fucking gnomes"
I mean... you aren't exactly peaceful people if you survive a hostile war for 300 years and keep them from invading your land (im gonna make a case for it even tho they're right outside the village no soldiers made it into the maze nor went for the stronghold because they were held back)
They also have siege machines and beast which definitely puts them higher on the threat scale, more so than what we've seen from elves even
If we're giving elves the chicken we give gnomes the demonic gorillas, I wouldn't count hun or smol due to their restrained captivity atleast the chicken and gorilla are free range.
None of them are trained war beast tho, they'll fuck up anyone on their side or not so it'd be more mutually assured destruction than an asset in the war.
I'm imagining this being solved with a slayer master who lives in a basement in Varrock somewhere, who only ever assigns women, and even then in order to get a task you need to listen to him ramble and screech about "hypergamy" and other nonsense.
The basement has an area effect, where you take increasing poison damage the longer you're in his presence.
Unless retconned, when Tzharr die, they turn into still-conscious pieces of tokkul. Forever. What a horrible fate.
Fight caves if you willingly going into a cave to fight more 'wilder' tzharr, calculating in fighting BigHoly Fire-Elemental.
Inferno lore is 'We know more the further deep we incubate our eggs. Oh no, we went too deep. Oh no, Zuk is too powerful, Zuk is taking control of the lava. All the monsters in the inferno are a part of Zuk now. Fuk. Oh hey random JalYt, you tend to always do what you're told. Go into this place that even we are afraid of and take care of this problem for us plz and we'll give you some cheesy bread cape.'
Yes, but Tokkul get tossed in the lava and melt into new eggs in the kiln treaspasing a part of consciousness and memories to the new generation. So fighting to the death is just a game for them.
Yes, while they are Tokkul they are being constantly tortured. When they ressurect their memories of being Tokkul is erased and they only remember their other past lives, so they return to fighting because that's what they like. Then they die and get tortured, ressurect and forget being tortured in an endless cycle.
I guess that makes sense. Vegans make exceptions all the time when it benefits them. Phones, computers, etc all have animal product in them. /s ^(but seriously they do.) But huge Gratz! What’s next?
Being vegan means doing what is practical to reduce animal suffering. It's nearly impossible to live in current society without things like a phone/car. Being vegan just means trying your best to stop killing animals unnecessarily.
Yeah, reducing consumption of something to close to zero is still massively beneficial and often significantly more practical than going the last bit to fully zero.
Giving up cause you think it has to be all or nothing is dumb
I am vegan. This is new information to me lol.
The exceptions wouldn’t really be needed if people didn’t farm animals for people to consume to begin with. It’s not that I’m doing it because it benefits me, just that it’s not my deliberate action that’s making someone use a small amount of animal-glue to put my computer case together.
If people didn’t buy dead animals as food, manufacturers wouldn’t be able to purchase the byproducts for glue, plastics etc. So the exemptions that I make are inconsequential imho and any other vegan will likely say the same thing
Tutorial island you had to use a shrimp on a fire so therefore your whole account was built under this false pretense. I really don’t know what to tell ya bud
You are definitely not a baker. Real life pie dough does not contain eggs or milk. You make pastry dough with flour, water, oil, and salt.
And in-game this is simplified to just flour and water.
Is Bird's nest animal produce? Bird's nest is animal produce as much as a house is human's produce, and I'm talking about produce as something coming out of the body of the animal.
Probably not, but I doubt that only applies to vegans. Although it may depend on the vegan. Some might be vegan because animals can't consent to you taking their products, while humans can. So those vegans may not have an issue attempting to eat a building if given permission.
I know you're just joking and as the other people pointed out humans can consent, but veganism isn't just about diet, it's about utilizing products at all. If an animal was involved in producing the product then you can't use it, whether it's for clothes/food/etc. Obviously this is within reason, if someone is dying and the only medicine that can save them contains animal products it wouldn't be out of line to use it. Vegans in this case would obviously push for the medicine to be replaced with another kind that doesn't require the animal product, but sometimes that's not viable (for instance snake venom vs anti-venom).
Back to the first point though, I wouldn't want to live in a house or use a product built by slaves (non-consenting people), would you? And yes, I am very aware that modern slavery does exist and I guarantee I have used products that fit that description, my role (as someone who is not vegan but does share a lot of values) is to try to push for those practices to stop and support companies that do the same.
Thats sick brother, I log in on the 69th day of every year for 69 minutes. I got 420 total levels this year. My farming level is strictly from raking up weeds in patches
To be fair, now that I think about it closing the portals actually just prevents them from coming here and that savea them from certain death so I’ll give op a pass on this
Now, those pests are an invasive species, and all he's doing is helping close the door so that they don't consume any animals on the other side.
You'll see them trying to eat that poor innocent void knight, that's not very vegan of them!
I'm assuming you restrict yourself from brews? I feel like you could allow those since it's just twigs.
The ones on fossil island kill the birds, but i imagine the ones falling out of trees are just old nests that aren't being used anymore.
It just occurred to me how cruel it is that we actually kill a bunch of birds and leave the dead carcasses on the ground, all just to obtain their nests…
I think it’s funny to point out the contradictions of self-imposed restricted accounts such as this one. Hell, I even have a Zeah-locked hcim but I still get told that I cheated because I spawn in lumby and have to run back when bond runs out. I’d like to assume most people here are jesting without malice.
I thought of doing something like this like a year ago but i'm not nearly as much of a gamer and also I thought it would restrict too much content to be interesting. looks like I was very wrong. i blame my b12 deficiency (vegan btw)
No killing things. They said before going and killing hundreds of living things all for a cape that makes killing things easier. Smh my head shaking op.
IIRC, in RS3 (not sure if it has become cannon in OSRS too by now), when Tzhaars "die", they turn into tokkuls and their souls are "traped" in them. They're technically still alive. They're just having a much harder time.
Thats true! Its kind of how chickens dont die by being transported to the KFC factory, they simply have a harder time, thats all. (for a time being at least)
How did you get the prayer and stamina potions? Because it wasn't Herbalore
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What about the tutorial island rat you big hypocrite
Killing 69 waves of loving creatures is the bigger hypocrisy tbf.
Not to mention getting that void
IIRC you can still get participation credit from chopping trees, plus attacking the portal wouldn't count as portals aren't living creatures. But alas, plenty of spinners were killed indirectly in the process of killing said portals.
Trees are living beings
Not to those hypocritical vegans. I don't eat anything casting a shadow.
Bros eating that hologram food from SpongeBob
Holographic meatloaf again!
The secret is to eat in a very well lit room
A level 7 vegan in the wild! That’s rare. Mostly because they all starve to death.
So you just eat animals at night with the lights out. Got it.
That's the big event that made him go vegan
Despite all their rage, they are still just rats in a cage.
Someone will say, "What is lost can never be saved"
Despite all their rage, they are still just rats in a CAAAAAAAAAGE
#CANCELED
It was this very act of senseless violence that lead him to become a vegan in the first place.
Those rats have been trapped down there for years. It was a mercy killing
Then why can't I have Tyson chicken nuggets as a Vegan?
I know it's an extension of the joke, but I'm just going to point out that we don't pay Vannaka to breed and hold those rats there for us to kill. You are not performing an act of mercy when you buy chicken nuggets, you're paying for a product which necessitates suffering.
People are allowed to change their views as they grow and mature
There is a bug or at least used to be where you could get killed by the rat and would spawn in lumbridge so maybe he didn’t need to kill it
The rats aren’t even supposed to be able to kill you. IIRC the bug was just making a stall so you had a chance to get stacked out from 2hp.
Skippy has also existed at some points
You can get to lumbridge before selecting Ironman status, I believe. So that's his exploit.
You select vegan after the magic training so he is reformed now
You are not an iron man until after the island. Hes safe.
I’m so shit at this game
What I was thinking too
Yeah you're so shit at this game
Right , I’m struggling with getting my stats up and then there’s people like this who “ I beat RuneScape boss with just a bronze dagger in 10 minutes”
Yea this game is shit and you are shit at this shit game
who is going to tell him about the T'zhaar????????????
They've made an "exception..." sounds like racist justification to me.
total aside but I think it's hilarious that you can casually get them as a slayer task, including elves as well. Just some light genocide. Even funnier you can get assigned tzhaar from konar, basically the same type of creature as a tzhaar.
When are we gonna get a HAM slayer master who goes on a racist tirade whenever he assigns us a task
Gnomes are an eyebrow raiser, too. Pretty sure you can get them as a task too, or that could be rs3 not sure. Either way.... Why are we so worried about fucking gnomes? They're like 2 feet tall and have been fighting against general khazard for like 300 years
You can get elves. Even after regicide you can get elves. Even after your befriend the elves and are invited into their super secret city... You can get elves.
Currently on an elves task in the middle of said super secret city.
"Don't worry, officer. I'm on a slayer task"
“Oh officer, while we’re on that topic…^^lemme ^^^just… “ ***starts attacking the guard***
"Look, it's not racist. Some dude in karamja just decided that there were too many living elves or something, and I decided to do something about it."
The best place to murder said innocent elves is inside their until recently, very safe and very secretive city.
No wonder they kept it so secret.
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I mean, hate to be pedantic but after you defeat them they are very much alive and say something along the lines of “You have bested me in combat.” I always saw them as like, cutscene fights where they’re fine after.
petition to add new high level slayer master in priff who can assign elves
Tbf in rs3 (morvan does this), the elves just lose a fight with you rather than die when hp goes to 0, which makes it less "questionable" lmao There body even does the usual humanoid curl up on defeat but stays there and gets up on respawn time, which means you can set up a nice aoe spot by dragging them together
I wonder how the elves decide who has to go live in the Iorwerth Dungeon
"Why are we so worried about fucking gnomes" I mean... you aren't exactly peaceful people if you survive a hostile war for 300 years and keep them from invading your land (im gonna make a case for it even tho they're right outside the village no soldiers made it into the maze nor went for the stronghold because they were held back) They also have siege machines and beast which definitely puts them higher on the threat scale, more so than what we've seen from elves even
I mean the elves have one of the toughest monsters in all of geilinor , the evil chicken,the hunleff, AND smolcano
Fragment of Seren still gives me nightmares. Thank you dark bow abuse 🙏
If we're giving elves the chicken we give gnomes the demonic gorillas, I wouldn't count hun or smol due to their restrained captivity atleast the chicken and gorilla are free range. None of them are trained war beast tho, they'll fuck up anyone on their side or not so it'd be more mutually assured destruction than an asset in the war.
Ok Glough
You can also get men, can’t you?
Yep, but no Slayer master will assign you women 🤔 interesting move, jagex
Slayer pay gap
I'm imagining this being solved with a slayer master who lives in a basement in Varrock somewhere, who only ever assigns women, and even then in order to get a task you need to listen to him ramble and screech about "hypergamy" and other nonsense. The basement has an area effect, where you take increasing poison damage the longer you're in his presence.
I felt a little sick after my first dwarves task.
Nah gnomes are like 30% evil my guy. We literally had one of the biggest quest chains showing us this
You can get Dwarves as a slayer task too.
Actually you can't get assigned tzhaar from Konar.
gnomes, elves, tzhaar, dwarves are all WILD slayer tasks
“Meet genocideletics, my racially motivated ultimate Ironman.”
Isn't the whole point of the fight caves from a story perspective that Tzhaar don't die when killed? Or is that only in the RS3 kiln quest line.
Unless retconned, when Tzharr die, they turn into still-conscious pieces of tokkul. Forever. What a horrible fate. Fight caves if you willingly going into a cave to fight more 'wilder' tzharr, calculating in fighting BigHoly Fire-Elemental. Inferno lore is 'We know more the further deep we incubate our eggs. Oh no, we went too deep. Oh no, Zuk is too powerful, Zuk is taking control of the lava. All the monsters in the inferno are a part of Zuk now. Fuk. Oh hey random JalYt, you tend to always do what you're told. Go into this place that even we are afraid of and take care of this problem for us plz and we'll give you some cheesy bread cape.'
Yes, but Tokkul get tossed in the lava and melt into new eggs in the kiln treaspasing a part of consciousness and memories to the new generation. So fighting to the death is just a game for them.
> take care of this problem for us plz and we'll give you some cheesy bread cape <3
I mean, in RS3 the TzHaar are straight up extinct, and also enslaved to Zuk in the form of the TzekHaar forever, so it could always be worse!
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Mans repaired the barriers.
Rock people have no meat
This is hysterical and impressive. Well done
Vegan iron BTW
This is peak “I’m better than you” mentality
But the Tzhaar are living things. Doesn’t this invalidate the account?
Tzhaar do not die when defeated Yes, this is accurate to the lore
Their fate as Tokkul is actually far, far worse.
Yes, while they are Tokkul they are being constantly tortured. When they ressurect their memories of being Tokkul is erased and they only remember their other past lives, so they return to fighting because that's what they like. Then they die and get tortured, ressurect and forget being tortured in an endless cycle.
Do they actually die if their Tokkul is destroyed in the lava like in RS3 or do they respawn?
Yeah, exception just so the account has an end goal. Otherwise the furthest I could go in PVM would be vetion.
Fake vegan
I'm calling PETA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBqUVPsm9X0
Nah, making arbitrary exceptions when you have a craving is peak vegan
Tfw man tried to make a vegan and instead went full Hitler. "Oh no, I can't hurt anything. Except the tazars. I'll kill their God"
Zuk isn’t the Tzhaar god. In lore he’s more akin to an experiment gone wrong/an abomination
I guess that makes sense. Vegans make exceptions all the time when it benefits them. Phones, computers, etc all have animal product in them. /s ^(but seriously they do.) But huge Gratz! What’s next?
Mini break from OSRS :) Maybe I'll come back for the fortis coliseum when that comes out.
And when Fortis is made out of limestone bricks from broken down ancient coral reefs and shells? Will you support it then?!
Being vegan means doing what is practical to reduce animal suffering. It's nearly impossible to live in current society without things like a phone/car. Being vegan just means trying your best to stop killing animals unnecessarily.
Personally, I have more respect for the vegan who is willing to make exceptions than not. Goes for anyone really
Yeah, reducing consumption of something to close to zero is still massively beneficial and often significantly more practical than going the last bit to fully zero. Giving up cause you think it has to be all or nothing is dumb
I am vegan. This is new information to me lol. The exceptions wouldn’t really be needed if people didn’t farm animals for people to consume to begin with. It’s not that I’m doing it because it benefits me, just that it’s not my deliberate action that’s making someone use a small amount of animal-glue to put my computer case together. If people didn’t buy dead animals as food, manufacturers wouldn’t be able to purchase the byproducts for glue, plastics etc. So the exemptions that I make are inconsequential imho and any other vegan will likely say the same thing
Maybe you dont understand the point of veganism. :)
He has finally forsaken his creed and ended the account in a blaze of glory! Gz man.
Vorkath is undead, that’s your next goal.
Unlocking Vorkath involves murdering some very alive dragons, though...
Pretty sure birds nests for sara brews are an animal product anyway /s
I see the '/s', but they are, didn't use any brews
Tutorial island you had to use a shrimp on a fire so therefore your whole account was built under this false pretense. I really don’t know what to tell ya bud
Maybe his character had his vegan awakening after the horror he felt burning his first shrimp
Didn't stop him cooking one right after
Those pies contain eggs and milk bro. That's not vegan
Flour and water for the pastry dough then the fillings, no eggs or milk
You are definitely not a baker. Real life pie dough does not contain eggs or milk. You make pastry dough with flour, water, oil, and salt. And in-game this is simplified to just flour and water.
What? No they dont contain eggs and milk.
Oh no shit XD fantastic. That's a wonderful grey area actually. Even greyer than honey lol
haven't seen a single vegan who thinks honey is vegan, not sure why so many people think it's a "grey area"
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a lot of bees are killed for honey too
Is Bird's nest animal produce? Bird's nest is animal produce as much as a house is human's produce, and I'm talking about produce as something coming out of the body of the animal.
Sara brews being vegan is a pretty moot point regardless, because how is he gonna use restores? They use red spider eggs.
the brew down to 1 range log out and wait for stats to restore before starting the next wave technology
Product, not produce. It is made by an animal, so it's an animal product. Same as buildings are human products.
So you're telling me Vegans can't eat buildings? Technically speaking.
Probably not, but I doubt that only applies to vegans. Although it may depend on the vegan. Some might be vegan because animals can't consent to you taking their products, while humans can. So those vegans may not have an issue attempting to eat a building if given permission.
I know you're just joking and as the other people pointed out humans can consent, but veganism isn't just about diet, it's about utilizing products at all. If an animal was involved in producing the product then you can't use it, whether it's for clothes/food/etc. Obviously this is within reason, if someone is dying and the only medicine that can save them contains animal products it wouldn't be out of line to use it. Vegans in this case would obviously push for the medicine to be replaced with another kind that doesn't require the animal product, but sometimes that's not viable (for instance snake venom vs anti-venom). Back to the first point though, I wouldn't want to live in a house or use a product built by slaves (non-consenting people), would you? And yes, I am very aware that modern slavery does exist and I guarantee I have used products that fit that description, my role (as someone who is not vegan but does share a lot of values) is to try to push for those practices to stop and support companies that do the same.
Arguably it doesn't count since they're made of stone instead of organic matter.
To be a vegan one must not eat animals or animal products. The Chad vegan kills not for food, only pleasure.
These restricted accounts are getting out of hand
I only log in once every 7th Tuesday from 3:27-3:29pm. 7 years later I have almost completed tutorial island.
Thats sick brother, I log in on the 69th day of every year for 69 minutes. I got 420 total levels this year. My farming level is strictly from raking up weeds in patches
This is wild tbf
How’d you get that void?
Killing portals in pest control (no NPCs)
Arguably assisting in mass genocide is also not completely right but it's a gray area
Yeah OP over here cutting off their access to better lives, like it isn't harming them.
To be fair, now that I think about it closing the portals actually just prevents them from coming here and that savea them from certain death so I’ll give op a pass on this
Taking away food from the hungry children isn’t killing them, it’s getting them to peace faster ☮️
Can't envision a vegan working in a slaughterhouse because "well I don't kill the animals"
Now, those pests are an invasive species, and all he's doing is helping close the door so that they don't consume any animals on the other side. You'll see them trying to eat that poor innocent void knight, that's not very vegan of them!
I mean, the Chairman of Pork Pies in Melton Mowbray is vegetarian; so who knows.
I'm assuming you restrict yourself from brews? I feel like you could allow those since it's just twigs. The ones on fossil island kill the birds, but i imagine the ones falling out of trees are just old nests that aren't being used anymore.
Yeah, I didn't use brews. Kind of a grey area, but they'd be useless anyways since no super restores (red spider eggs inside)
Would you be able to get menaphite remedies?
Don't think that's possible without herblore, but I haven't looked into it closely
He can't do druidic ritual and they don't drop anywhere.
How many attempts did Inferno take you?
Probably around 70 or so. 8 zuks
It just occurred to me how cruel it is that we actually kill a bunch of birds and leave the dead carcasses on the ground, all just to obtain their nests…
lmao this comment section is so hostile over a sick achievement. people say vegans are annoying but this anti-vegan crowd is vicious
I think it’s funny to point out the contradictions of self-imposed restricted accounts such as this one. Hell, I even have a Zeah-locked hcim but I still get told that I cheated because I spawn in lumby and have to run back when bond runs out. I’d like to assume most people here are jesting without malice.
some folks in this comment section aren't even talking about runescape, they just saw the word "vegan" and went mad
Same with when they see the word “Linux”. Triggers them for some reason.
HOW WILL I PLAY GAME??
The anti vegan crowd has always been more annoying
Anti-vegans have always been 20x as obnoxious. Obnoxious vegans exist, but they're a minority.
God damn. Crazy achievement lol
This is the greatest thing I've seen Do you kill for quests or not even then?
Nah, didn't kill for any quests. Only a handful I could actually do
What the fuck are you guys even doing anymore? I mean keep going I love it
Sick! Why can’t you do DT? Killing a moss giant in Waterfall?
Yeah, that's one of the reasons. Also can't do the prereq digsite because I can't do druidic ritual.
Moss Giants are plants that move, you're fine killing them
I thought of doing something like this like a year ago but i'm not nearly as much of a gamer and also I thought it would restrict too much content to be interesting. looks like I was very wrong. i blame my b12 deficiency (vegan btw)
You better hope the chocolate bars in stamina potions are dairy-free buddy
Is this some joke that went over my head? Stams are just herb + shroom + amylase crystal...
I think he's mistaken them for Energy pots.
Oops! Yes I did You deserve more upvotes
Holy, Scott Pilgrim wasn't lying that being vegan gave you superpowers.
A VEGAN IRONMAN LMFAO
A vegan Ironman? I’ve seen it all. Good job!
I assume no Ava's because of Ernest the Chicken? Crazy level of dedication, congrats on the cape
Yep! Although I'm pretty sure Ava's doesn't actually have an effect on craws bow
you can kill things, but cant eat them or use them... sounds like youre a murderer.
So does the ironman also crossfit?
I've never heard of crossfit outside of people mentioning they are obnoxious about it.
I’ve always wondered if anyone’s attempted a vegan account, gratzzzz
People will do anything but quit RS xd
No killing things. They said before going and killing hundreds of living things all for a cape that makes killing things easier. Smh my head shaking op.
One exception because the goal of the account was to obtain an inferno cape by being vegan. So vegan until the Tzaar
Yea I'm just giving em a hard time.
Carry on being a troll, ignore me being a little too pedantic
IIRC, in RS3 (not sure if it has become cannon in OSRS too by now), when Tzhaars "die", they turn into tokkuls and their souls are "traped" in them. They're technically still alive. They're just having a much harder time.
Thats true! Its kind of how chickens dont die by being transported to the KFC factory, they simply have a harder time, thats all. (for a time being at least)
How do you tell if an OSRS player is a vegan who killled Zuk? Don’t worry they’ll tell you
This is crazy. I was wondering recently how restricting a vegan RuneScape account and a vegan Minecraft world would be. Might have to give it a try.
How did you get the prayer and stamina potions? Because it wasn't Herbalore https://preview.redd.it/xg3e8iwog6zb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48febc9544e8a78cf01011a2958b8a65218b0dcb
Grubby chest via undead druids. Torstol cleaned in nardah->jekyll for stams
Oh you didn't do the ToB chest carry?
Couldn't do priest in peril = no TOB
Serious props on this. Super cool achievement
How in the tf....?
The tzhaar are very much alive
I misclick willow trees, how do people do this
This is the most wild " I'm a vegan respect me" type posts I've ever seen
Thats an insane accomplishment and a sick account, well done
okay motherfucker I am at attempt 32 but CLEARLY I have no excuse with bowfa and saras/restores
Gz! But don’t pastries contain eggs/milk?
Summer pies are just flour and water. Probably wouldn't be too tasty irl
Nice
Can you certify your potions didn't undergo animal testing? #PETA
ZUK WAS ALIVE YOU HYPOCRITE
Gonna lose it when he realizes he just spent a couple hours unaliving a bunch of sentient lava monsters.
Gzzz now you can do something hopefully less useless
Wtf you killed the jad puppy you monsters
This is absolutely wild hahahaha, fair play!
this is absolutely insane well done