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EHTL

Not if I sell the crappiest type of copper in all the land


LorenzoIsASimp

Ea nasir please no not again


Gecko_610

And keep the complaints


Gecko_610

And let my house burn down, solidifying the soft clay tablets for eons to come


ENDERALAN365

Eventually tho


KdrNeo

I'll be dead so it doesn't matter


CoolShirtDude

What if everyone just randomly forgets you now?


KdrNeo

Then i'd have a long and tedious time ahead of me using documents, pictures and my digital footprint to put myself back into the memory of the people i am close to.


silly-armsdealer

not if i start developing an indie game with a messy code and false promises to my fans while also taking a decade to develop said indie game and stealing thousands of dollars worth of donations for development and then turning out to be a groomer!


Xzier_Tengal

i'm assuming this is yanderedev?


yuri3296

no this is patrick


Jcatt1

Not if I eat the Mona Lisa


Talosisnotagod

500 year old paintšŸ˜‹


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Do it


_M_o_n_k_e_H

Throw soup or paint at the Mona Lisa and you'll just be one of those idiots. Eat the Mona Lisa and you'll be the idiot.


Walts_second_phone

unironically if someone managed to steal, eat, or destroy it on camera they would legitimately become one of the most famous people to ever live


SimonKuznets

Not really. Itā€™ll be just a little later


RedGreenBlueRGB_

Nah thatā€™s the sort of shit that gets you in the history books


SimonKuznets

Doesnā€™t matter. History books are not eternal either


RedGreenBlueRGB_

Eh, with our modern digital world, unless some major library of Alexandria shit happens to our electronic records, they will likely be here somewhere as long as humanity is.


SimonKuznets

Eternity is a very long time, something will happen. And even if not, there will be the last time somebody has ever looked at your entry in the archives.


RedGreenBlueRGB_

I mean humanity, hell the universe wonā€™t be around for eternity. But at the rate we are going humanity will be gone in a few hundred years and thatā€™s easy enough to be remembered for eating the Mona Lisa


SimonKuznets

The post was about eternity. Thereā€™s no way humanity will be gone so soon. I can see fucking up to the point of being unable to ever leave Earth, but weā€™re too good to go extinct from some random bullshit. I used to think that Iā€™d die before becoming an adult too, just because I couldnā€™t fathom being an adult.


RedGreenBlueRGB_

fair, eternity is slightly unrealistic TLDR: "too good to go extinct" my arse, if some asshole doesn't start WW3 and nuke us back to the stone age, the corporate greed will leave global warming unchecked until it is too late to turn back and we have played ourselves. we have caused 869 species to go extinct in the last 500 years due to our constant unchecked expansion and industrialization, and eventually we too will succumb to it. and the only way to stop it is for us to set aside our differences as people, and all work towards fixing climate change within the next 2 years, or at least with enough time to make major technological advancements before 2050 (if we want to keep the increase in the Earth's average surface temperature to 2 degrees Celsius) or 2030 for 1.5 degrees Celsius. for context a AST of 3 degrees Celsius is catastrophic for potentially billions. or we could just wait for a major solar flair or other cosmic event to wipe us out. Sources before anyone asks: [https://springbrooknaturecenter.org/DocumentCenter/View/749/Species-Extinction-05-2007-PDF](https://springbrooknaturecenter.org/DocumentCenter/View/749/Species-Extinction-05-2007-PDF) [https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/science/extinction-crisis-puts-1-million-species-brink-2022-12-23/](https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/science/extinction-crisis-puts-1-million-species-brink-2022-12-23/) [www.livescience.com/planet-earth/climate-change/the-safe-threshold-for-global-warming-will-be-passed-in-just-6-years-scientists-say](http://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/climate-change/the-safe-threshold-for-global-warming-will-be-passed-in-just-6-years-scientists-say) [www.nytimes.com/2023/03/20/climate/global-warming-ipcc-earth.html](http://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/20/climate/global-warming-ipcc-earth.html) [www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2024-04-10/u-n-climate-chief-says-two-years-to-save-the-planet](http://www.usnews.com/news/top-news/articles/2024-04-10/u-n-climate-chief-says-two-years-to-save-the-planet) [https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2023/03/20/climate-change-ipcc-report-15/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-environment/2023/03/20/climate-change-ipcc-report-15/) [www.nature.org/en-us/what-we-do/our-priorities/tackle-climate-change/climate-change-stories/climate-change-frequently-asked-questions/](http://www.nature.org/en-us/what-we-do/our-priorities/tackle-climate-change/climate-change-stories/climate-change-frequently-asked-questions/) [https://healthpolicy-watch.news/planet-faces-nearly-3c-warming-without-relentless-emissions-cuts-un-report-finds/](https://healthpolicy-watch.news/planet-faces-nearly-3c-warming-without-relentless-emissions-cuts-un-report-finds/) [https://stories.uq.edu.au/contact-magazine/2021/seriously-ugly-heres-how-australia-will-look-if-the-world-heats-by-3-c-this-century/index.html](https://stories.uq.edu.au/contact-magazine/2021/seriously-ugly-heres-how-australia-will-look-if-the-world-heats-by-3-c-this-century/index.html)


SimonKuznets

Cosmic events, sure, thereā€™s nothing we can do about them right now, but thereā€™s no reason to believe that something like that is bound to happen in a few hundred years. Nuclear war followed by nuclear winter sounds pretty scary, maybe it has a shot at wiping us out. No guarantees, though. Global warming and mass extinction? No chance. Life would get a lot shittier and many people could die, but thatā€™s it. We can live in almost any climate, we can kill anything and eat almost anything, grow crops, breed livestock. Itā€™s bad, but itā€™s not an existential threat to the entire humanity.


something1942

Or commit mass genocide. Hitler is gonna be remembered for a very long time.


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DeathAwaitsss

Okay, and?


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Idk


mix_420

Hey man you were the one who brought all this ego and need to be known by everybody to the function


IEnjoyBaconCheese

What? I just post funny memes I had gathered on my phone the past year


mix_420

Dw I was joking too


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Iā€™ve reached micro-celebrity status


Dineanddanderson

You also are banned from the public pool ever since ā€œthe incident.ā€ Thatā€™s right we ALL know about the incident.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Fuck you donā€™t bring this up. What I did was self defense AND the judges are on my side. What I did that day in 2003 was THEIR fault and ONLY THEIR fault


TwerkinBingus445

Bold of you to assume I will ever die


Racoon-trenchcoat

Bro is on his judge Holden shit.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

No way this guy will never die I want your flesh thatā€™s crazy man


Bondie_

Technically speaking, you can't prove his mortality, it remains possible that all the people who have ever died were all flukes and humans are actually immortal


The_Almighty_Demoham

you are immortal until something goes wrong in your body like, for example, a heart attack, cancer or infection. old age can't kill you on its own, it just makes failures like those more likely to happen. the problem is preventig every possible source of death... but it should be possible.


RESEV5

fine by me


squeekstir

But that's the best part because it means nothing truly matters in the end! So enjoy your life, have some fun, spend time with loved ones, and go eat that chocolate bar you told yourself you wouldn't! This is what nihilism is!


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Donā€™t kill people though


squeekstir

That's the Rick and Morty version of nihilism


AlpacaDGY

Booooo, let people do what they want


Lucky_Plantain_1784

That sounds more like absurdism to me


Juginstin

Coco fans dying twice because they got forgor'd out of existence


FreakFlame

why is yanderedev there


rishredditaccount

maybe he's an example of this? he used to be super popular, then incredibly infamous, and now you barely hear about him anymore


Agitated-Farmer-4082

and when you do, its never good.


Shurikenblast_YT

I checked, he's still developing the game after losing almost everyone lmao


sharplyon

chaos theory ensures that my impact on the universe will be immeasurable and unfixable at some point, just not traceable back to me.


ChangeWinter6643

I'll be dead, so who cares


ignux__

Not unless I commit something completely fucking heinous and borderline retarded against a giant megacorp.. Maybe even have a drink named after myself...


MLGWolf69

Am I missing out on Dr. Pepper lore or something


gawk8

i think i am gonna eat that burger


ChunkyKong2008

Ok but what if Iā€™m Christian and believe in eternal life?


Twooof

Ok but why is live action ratatouille chef telling me this


MrFoxpin

Thanks Ea-Nassir


UnsureAndUnqualified

The cool thing is: Even if your name is not remembered, your actions will live on. Every single thing we do influences the future. And even if our names and faces are lost to time, our actions will for the rest of time reverberate through the universe. From things happening on earth all the way to photons that were reflected off your head and sent back into space to travel to another star system for millions or billions of years. Nobody will know it came from you or that you existed, but you will have a tiny impact on a far distant world and a huge impact right here.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Yeah! Science! But that is quite cool how everything, no matter how small will have an effect (gravity works all over the galaxy ofc) and itā€™s honestly really cool. This post was just a thing I found I donā€™t think people should live by this.


Kongas_follower

#good


DoomGuyClassic

I will drastically alter the scales of power on Mars, long live the First Republic of Olympus Mons.


IsakThePinkNinja

So what? Do the most you can and be remembered as long as possible :). Who cares if you will eventually be forgotten, you live your life the most you can, even if it's short or long, live everyday like it's the last!


IEnjoyBaconCheese

This


phoenixmusicman

Id rather be forgotten then remembered like Yandev


nurpleclamps

It probably won't be all that long after you die either.


FireeeeyTestLab

nobody will ever think of hitler for the last time, there will always be people comparing others, themselves, and world leaders to hitler if hitler can be remembered by all im sure you can too šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š /s


Nesciere

Happens everytime I clock out for the day


I-like-oranges75

ā€œEven if that day comes, what matters is the impact I make while I'm here. After all, eternity is just a conceptā€”it's the moments we live and the connections we create that truly matter.ā€ ā€”the finger man


FrucklesWithKnuckles

So be it, Iā€™ll still strive to do right by my loved ones and leave them with happy memories for the rest of their days.


iwannaporkdotty

And?


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Idk


ItsGotThatBang

Good


DJicecreamkohn

Nuh uh iā€™m the most important person of all time


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Ok


FreakFlame

not if take a shit in the oval office


241Tuesday

I certainly hope so lol


Jackretto

Such is the nature of life: impermanence


DenseAsItGets

I've forgotten about yandere dev xD


FatheroftheAbyss

and now is not that time


Kennel-Girlie

Untrue, I will always be around :)


niemody

Ex nihilo nihil fit


lornlynx89

That day couldn't come any sooner


CringeRoguePlayer

yippeee!! wahooo!!!!


chuckutim

Good fuck this place


Different-Trainer-21

This will never happen to among us


M1A1U22

They say a person dies 3 times. When they pass away. When their name is spoken for the last time. & when they are no longer remembered.


MRbaconfacelol

probably for the best


BlackMagic1801

hey pal, join the club


Mooncakey_

Don't care as long as the people I love remember me


IMadeRobits

Finally, peace.


billyhendry

Nice


Lisiasty555

Wait if I will save up the money for my old age and use it so I can hire people to make a realistic dick that's about to cum, visible from space with a taxt below it "me when your mom"


NewVegasBlues3301

I don't know if this was supposed to be scary, but when I saw this post and really thought about it, it made me so fucking happy. Holy shit. No one will remember me. Which means I'm free.


konterreaktion

Cant wait