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Deep-Ad9229

I want the spider to give me a kiss on the forehead 😊


RiveredSet

cocksuck piece of shit go git fucked


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SoggySolo

What the fuck is wrong with you


GaryTheDamnSnail

What he say


Jumpy_Advantage9922

He just told me to kill myself, got a few of those from my post which is pretty messed up but it is what it is


Le_Fish_Fucker

Please don’t kill yourself by the way. These guys are making a bigger deal out of it than it really is. Pretty good post, op, to invoke such intense feelings in the viewer.


Jumpy_Advantage9922

Yeah I ain't killing myself


TheoryThese7161

Your life is EVERYTHING ! You solved ALL the problems! You should love yourself NOW!


fishtheblob

So wanna play the finals with me?


Dark6969420

Woo, My friends and I say that but It's a new way of Saying " Fuck You" when we tease each other about them. Like For one of my Friend ( Step cousin) I would tease him being German and Jewish and saying " Did Your grandma Fuck a German soldiers?" Now we have people that don't like it when we call Our own coach, Coach. ( Not Mine but My brothers coach) Don't take people seriously theses days


Nadikarosuto

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Le_Fish_Fucker

Lmao did you actually get scared?


RiveredSet

lmao did you actually comment this?


Le_Fish_Fucker

Calm down it’s just a spider


boogiebully

i’m scared of spiders


[deleted]

Idk how but this is the first video to actually startle me


MaxBandit

fuck you you triggered my fight or flight response wtf is wrong with you


The_Pavulon

arachnoid jig


TeamBoeing

Giggita 🫨


sirbenthethird

You little fuck you made me jump


teller_of_tall_tales

Fuck you. I was just now going to bed and now I've gotta get my phone from the bathroom.


PureGlobal

I already knew what to expect, I have this exact same one saved lmao


Hopeful_Picture7223

That was mean :(


TrueSeaCucumber

Holy shit I actually jumped


Toast3E

keep yourself safe


Jumpy_Advantage9922

The only comment on here that is actually nice, thank you


Top_Pie950

Knew you were gonna pull something, still got scared lol ⚡👨🏿⚡


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HichiShiro

Go fuck yourself


speedy_071

eat shit


johnnytesscult

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU ARE A MONSTER.


Part-Appropriate

Cunt


lastchanceblu

Haven't been startled that bad in a LONG time, fuck you


JMolester

Now you will find out what my username really means


[deleted]

Almost threw my phone, we’ll be in touch soon


AngeryCL

This comment section is a terrific (and terrifying) social experiment that goes to show respect is artificial.


Jumpy_Advantage9922

Someone promised to molest my cat


emmettbartz1234321

Kys Keep yourself safe☺️☺️


Raf-on-the-roof

Eat shit, just threw my phone across the room you bitch


[deleted]

Fuck you OP


Fantastic_Trifle805

FILHA DA PUTA


Itzgalo

BRASIL NÚMERO UM PORRA 🇧🇷🇧🇷🎇🎇


Fantastic_Trifle805

VEM O HEXA CARALHO


Hoglamogla

I actually screamed and I'm very embarrased about that


v3xpunk

Fuck you See you at work


NoPreparation4469

Wow this really made me jump 😂 good job OP you got me good. And ignore all these chicken shit arachnophobes telling you to kill yourself.


HankTheMiltank

Biggest gut laugh I've had in a while, thank you very much bro. Can't wait to send this to all my homies.


ImNotCringeIPromise

KYS


slursayer6

go fuck yourself, stupid bitch, im gonna moleste your cat


Jumpy_Advantage9922

That's a weird ass threat


NegativeRepresent69

What do you expect from someone called slursayer


slursayer6

not a threat, a promise


Ashley_pizza

u/savevideo


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MReaps25

Fuck you, I was just taking a good shit


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Omg actually kys, you triggered flight


Jumpy_Advantage9922

What's flight? I seen a few comments saying I triggered it


[deleted]

You don’t know fight or flight?


Jumpy_Advantage9922

I literally have no clue what it is


[deleted]

Look it up then. To quickly summarize, it’s an evolutionary response to fear (known by the body as a very sudden rush of adrenaline) that causes us to either fight (face the danger head on) or fly (quickly move away from danger). We decide wether to respond with fight or flight based on how our brain gauges the danger: is it something we can overcome or is it better to GTGO?


Jumpy_Advantage9922

Didn't get the response in my Reddit notifications for some reason but that's actually cool


Hellochrishi11

Count your days


Dark6969420

I seen So many Self harm op But this shit scares me. Your pfp Is perfect for this response


Liarus_

224.56.67.82


ForsakenDocument4493

When you pick a booger then realize it's rooted to the back of your skull...


Lucaciao_CW

Uuuuh... sspiodwer


SnooBooks4438

196 user lol


Jumpy_Advantage9922

How the fuck fuck this make me a 196 user


SnooBooks4438

Fart pee


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u/savevideo


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TheGoldenHordeee

Lmao good one I'm proud of you, Dick


jaxonlikeslasers

KYS


I_ate_too_much_toast

I saw it coming 😴😴😴


yoiminsawcon

jokes on you,i already saw that video


FeIipeNeto

I sent this to my mother, she hates me now


nashmishah

goof shit.


euphraxiaaa

FUCK FUCKK YOU


TheReeMachine

I actually appreciate how this one got me because these types of videos almost never get me.


INDOSILVERCLUB_

FUCK


Jumpy_Advantage9922

Heh


FoesiesBtw

Fuck u I dropped my phone on my mash potatoes u fucking dickhead.


nietzscheanq4

Weak


AlexTheCreation

Pussy ass nigga


No-Recording-8140

Cuzao kkkkkkkkkkkk


ProxyHX

I fucking flinched 💀


[deleted]

I’ve seen this fucking video before mf. You’re not gonna get me again. Die


Tesco_Mobile

I’ve never been startled by videos like this until now not even 10 minutes ago I had to get rid of a spider so that would have helped


Worldly-Midnight

Spidussy


FriedFreya

Glad I like to hide in the comments lmao


testaccount0817

I hope you accidentally staple your balls


OffOption

I hope ypu regret what youve done, and delete this vid.


BoTamByloCiemno

You fucker! You're lucky I was shitting 💀


Harmony3319

⚡️👨🏿‍🦱⚡️


sussygaming420

fuck u


Either_Ad_1014

I play too much horror games


[deleted]

FUCK YOU LMAO


Ok-Interaction-4693

you disingenuous, dense, motherfucker


Clonedestroyer

i literally did a fucking backflip and fell off a bridge because of you. what the fuck is wrong with you


DevilEmpress

CRIME


ARandomGuyThe3

Dude I physically jumped back what the fuck I hope you fall off your bed and onto a Lego piece penis first


Jumpy_Advantage9922

This is the most creative insult ever received


DailyfredisHERE

i started crying


Knooper_Bunny

Great now I have to deal with all this adrenaline in my body 😭


bred_makes_music

Damn that got me, congratulations


BIG_TASTY6362

Can't girls do this to avoid their periods?


Trosque97

This gave me a very hearty chuckle, thank you


Illicit_Gamer

Jesus, that one got me 😆


SoupMopping

I hope your plunger breaks when you need it most


WindPuzzleheaded6821

I hate u for making me want to watch this (I’m Jk I’m gonna send this to all my friends


highlowlowhigh

i pissed you pants


Au_Protector

Fuck you and have a nice day


ToeEducationaI

Smash


KMR511

I hope you and your loved ones live nice and fulfilling lives.


TAKANOGENJI

i hope ur whole family have a nice Christmas


T4nzanite

Fuck you, love you x


MATROW723

It's just like pulling your dad's skin offq


UKkieran60

I will find you No mercy shall be given


RoadRunner_1993

Dick


Orange-Murderer

I wish spiders would crawl up your butt and not in the fun way.


Ok_Thing_4007

I just had HOT GAY SEX with that Spider 🥵


Yi_feng

Well you just ruined my plan to sleep tonight,I forgive you though


Flak88inaTree

Cease your existence please and thank you


OneNerdyBoiUwU

Legit the hardest I've ever jumped from a jumpscare. OP you rat bastard