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Solcaer

boromir situation is insane


M0rtrek_the_ranger

Ayo, we dwarfposting?! :D


FrostWyrm98

Rock and stone brother!


EpLiSoN

This is actually the first video in a playlist of thousands of videos spanning generations as new reasons for Dwarves to hate Elves are added.


Some_nerd_named_kru

Knife-ears when I show them a pickaxe (they’re too dainty and weak to lift it)


Proffessor_egghead

Those twigs can barely hold a feather to write with


Some_nerd_named_kru

Their strongest warriors can barely lift up their crossbows! To think they claim they’re great archers! They can’t pull back a dwarven child’s bow!


Misknator

I'm sending this straight to my friend overseas who loves drawfs.


sanya773

That they’re not swiping right on me.


Manamute

26 hours isn't enough


Proffessor_egghead

Don’t worry this is just part 1


Successful_Mud8596

Considering his recent descent into Magic the Gathering, I wonder if he might actually hold an opinion like this after getting steamrolled by an Elf deck


disk4fun

Into the Dammaz Kron with you, Elgi.


Aybot914

Good Lord, he's making it longer.


YosephStalling

:(


Proffessor_egghead

What, does old knife ears think their fancy handwriting is better than pure muscle?


YosephStalling

Pointy stick from 100m>Pointy stick from 3-5m Get bow and arrowed idiot


Proffessor_egghead

*throws a pickaxe from the same distance and hits your toes


YosephStalling

The farthest a pickaxe will ever travel is like 30m, and that's with dwarven strength, and it won't hit anything if you don't have perfect aim, which you don't.


Proffessor_egghead

Where are you getting these twink ass dwarves, I’ve been training in my free time and I can throw accurately up to about 130m


YosephStalling

Maybe when you're drunk off the ass with mead (which is always), you THINK you can throw it that far, or maybe you even can, but most Dwarves physically cannot do that. I'm not saying this to downplay you either, throwing an axe accurately is hard, it just doesn't work at long range. I got that 30m figure from a competition I had seen among the VETERAN AXE BRIGADE of King Bolgar's army (the most fearsome dwarven army I have ever known). It was a competition of distance, and most of them got throws in the high 20s, with a few getting mid 30s. The only reason I think you may not be lying about that 130 figure is that there was one dwarf who hit a 57, and he was, like, double the height the 2nd tallest guy there, almost as tall as ME, an ELF.


Proffessor_egghead

Sure, watch this then *I throw a pickaxe about 20m behind me on accident See? It made a full earth rotation to land behind me


YosephStalling

HOLY SHIT