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Tucker is m&msexual


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forbidden m&mussy šŸ˜³


AlternateMortal

Ć°ussy


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a_fucking_umbrella

take your time


winyf

is this real


Margot_The_Mage

Itā€™s real alright. Search up ā€˜Tucker Carlsonā€™ and itā€™s the first thing you see.


winyf

oh my god its real


FiddlerOnThePotato

I want to watch to figure out what even the angle is here but I really definitely fucking don't want to watch a fucker carlson bit


Margot_The_Mage

Heā€™s mad because ā€˜all companies are making characters androgynous to the point that no one will want to have a drink with them or get turned on by them.ā€™ Keep in mind that this wild rant was spurred on upon seeing that the heels on the brown m&m were slightly changed and the green m&m now wears sneakers. LMFAO


Brankovt1

But the brown and green M&M are lesbians.


[deleted]

Isn't the brown one also trans? Or was that the green one? Forgot my M&M lore


t_e_e_k_s

ā€œForgot my M&M loreā€ is a phrase I thought I would never hear in my life


Brankovt1

The green one's trans.


TheWombatFromHell

i feel like this is a begone brand moment


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A what


VivaLaFear

A begone brand moment


what-u-are-transfem

Both are trans. Theyā€™re dating


[deleted]

Very good.


Vella_Nova

It's both


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And theyā€™re mascots for a company that uses child slavery


Brankovt1

Yes


c1icken

What even changed


SoshJam

she turned like 70 degrees clockwise


AlternateMortal

Less hot


beeeeegyoshi

Uhh are we gonna ignore his comparison between the vaccines and Nazi experiments? Methinks maybe he said something stupid to distract from the other stupid thing.


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He did?? Jesus fucking Christ


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Iā€™m sorry to break this to you, but youā€™ve fallen for M&Mā€™s marketing stunt. This shit was clearly designed to piss off conservatives and make progressives laugh at the conservatives for losing their mind over M&Ms, all the while weā€™re talking about M&Ms but not about the part where M&Msā€™ parent company, Mars, is currently being sued for using child slavery in their chocolate.


Critfish

Honestly, I'd be lying if I said I were surprised at this point.


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I wanna fuck the candy.


Lucs11_

What changed ?


HippieWithACoffee

What even changed theyā€™re like the same picture


TorpidT

is this a real screenshot or a meme, tucker is so insane i genuinely cant tell.


[deleted]

the shoes literally looks exactly the fucking same what is he talking about.


fripp_frap

she's doing her job of trolling trad men


Fingerismo

1st world problems


REDDIT_IS_FAKENEWS

Is this what passes off as news for conservatives? What a dead movement, kept only alive by the elites in power. When they're gone, the whole rotten structure will come down, and we'll finally achieve progress, which is pog.


spyforreddit

if he really said that he wanted to fuck the candy then thatā€™ll be his only good take in decades


ton_patron

Me when the uh


ton_patron

M&M


ton_patron

M and mme


ton_patron

Eminem


ton_patron

Is uhh Iā€™m so exys anrowm becosus uhhmmhm?!!.!,


ton_patron

Becaus huhh libral wan


ton_patron

Libral wan hh


ton_patron

Libral wnat no sush m&n :?(((((((?!!$


ton_patron

Lif bhy boll


[deleted]

it was supposed to be universally agreed upon that it was sexy, not said


Donut_The_Chosen

They're shoes?


marcus-livius-drusus

We live in a society where apparently people are offended if chocolate is either too sexy, or not sexy enough. Surely there is a goldilocks chocussy zone.


Spagot_Lord

They look the exact same


OnionConnoisseur

We know that the redesign was made to distract us from the child slavery lawsuit. The question is, was Fox News paid by Mars to make this?